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Amanda | she/they | 26 | My happy/funny tag is sg

[lydia-skyrim]

My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.

[theehorsepusssy]

[jukeball]

waluigi and daisy are gay guy and lesbian besties. waluigi and wario aren’t related, they’re lovers. same goes for daisy and peach. daisy’s a futch. peach, her femme girlfriend. they’re both switches, however. the world doesn’t want you to know that.

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[beardedmrbean]

Beyblade heavyweight division

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while

[justeliiijah]

@osha-unofficial

[osha-unofficial]

back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes

[radiation]

[aynrandbussycrusher]

hi, you've reached the marriam Webster hotline. marriam Webster is not in right now.

if you'd like the definition of aardvark press 1

if youd like the definition of aardwolf press 2

[cikero]

californication

we are having SEX with california

we are TURNING INTO california

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

[countthelions]

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[opalfairy]

[theconcealedweapon]

[redavexat]

[bathroomcube]

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[setzeri]

Suuuuuck

[fwizard]

*FOOMP*

[seven-winged-liar]

it may be a thorn in my side but it's still MY thorn #mythorn

[pansyfemme]

many of my sexual fantasies and kinks boil down to ‘someone being really attracted to me and me not having to ask for affection, just be given it.” which could mean nothing.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I smile because.. im on camera :)