Theatre of the Absurd 🍉

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[moonliithe]

If AFO essentially has kleptomania, it'd be funny if Yoichi had whatever the opposite of that is.

+ child afo that just gives bad vibes for some reason

+ random average sibling behaviour

[paxamericana]

i fuck with this guy

[crteeznuts]

It pulls the strings [and makes them ring]

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[bookwasher]

Drew this back in January and hated it. Coming back now I think it’s cute!

sorry (not sorry) I dont really post much anymore, it just hasn’t been top priority haha.

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[moonliithe]

Tomodachi life aftonsparv my beloved

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[moonliithe]

Does the kingdom of heaven have free wifi 5G

[pocketsok]

Don't you remember the good ol' days?

[drawloverlala]

New friend?

this one I feel was a bit lazy in the dialogue, so apologies for that lol, just wanted to make a joke about Tenna meeting the addisons and not going that well given they all resemble his old business partner and Spamton jumping in to sell him another dumb thing that Tenna may like. then I remembered well but Tenna went there to maybe make a friend not buy stuff, so I drew this little bonus here to tie it all, I feel Spamton would eventually reveal himself as himself in this, but for now he just couldn't say no to this offer:

[theholybun]

Them as tamagotchi

[cookiiemancer]