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handsomeboymodelingschool

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

valenalentine

dogpuppy

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

kosmogrl

I wish nothing cost money

setalye

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

#oh to be a scheming eunuch on love island…..#maybe then i would watch that show

kristina100000

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

xalatath

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)