Not going back

Darcy, 21, Florida.

[theoreocat]

[goddess-scarlette]

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

[sleepykelsey-deactivated2013020]

[divisiblepie]

party don’t start til i walk in.

[theglowaroundthemoon]

[candiedmoon-deactivated20170403]

[kepka]

[cybergata]

3段活用  Sleepy time for best bros Toro & Shironeko

[cute-dangerous2]

[addelburgh]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pizzacatsandboobs]

my heart

[erubescence-deactivated20190421]

IVE ONLY EVER SEEN THE FIRST PANEL BUT FUCK IT GETS BETTER.

[fashionkawaiiasiancute]

[just-for-grins]

This cat is prettier than most humans!

[ladiesofroosterteeth]

(x)

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[sixpenceee]

A baby otter at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, California.

[everdreaming3-deactivated202102]

Aahhhh cuteness overload!!

[fuks]

U Got It Cat

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Stop

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills