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camilleonns

a freshman year enlightenment of mine

I go to an all girls school

galactic-kat

A list of what else to expect at a girl’s school:

girls changing wherever because being ladylike isn’t a thing when everyone’s a lady

girls who literally couldn’t give less of a shit about their appearance

freshmen who care too much about their appearance (watch them turn into seniors who stopped giving a shit)

uniform violations for the silliest things—colored shirt under your uniform instead of a white one, wrong shoes, patterned head band, wrong color socks

seniors with skirts SO FUCKING SHORT not because of some tired stereotype but because who the fuck wants to buy another skirt when you bought two or three in freshman year when you were like 13

actually by senior year all your uniform pieces are falling apart. even your socks

boys from your brother school trying to get with you except they haven’t realized that 1) they’re gross testosterone lumps and 2) lesbians are a thing

that one girl who always wears the optional pants and is absent on days when the skirt is required

ALL THE POPULAR GIRLS ARE LESBIANS

serendipitousus

GROSS TESTOSTERONE LUMPS

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OK SO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I MOVED TO AN ALL GIRLSCHOOL AFTER BEING IN A COMP FOR MOST OF MY SCHOOL LIFE HERE IS WHAT I LEARNT ABOUT GIRLSCHOOL IN MY YEAR THERE:

-BOUNDARIES DO NOT EXIST, IF YOUR TIGHTS ARE FALLING DOWN, YOU HIKE THAT CROTCH UP NO PROBLEMO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL WAY, GOT CRAMPS? ANNOUNCE IT. NEED A TAMPON? SHOUT DOWN THE HALLWAY SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU ONE.

-GIRLS ARE MAGICAL PROBLEM SOLVING CREATURES, WE HAD A NO MAKEUP RULE AND IN THAT YEAR I LEARNT HOW TO USE VASELINE AS MASCARA, HOW TO CREATE A ROCK SOLID HAIRBUN THAT STILL LOOKS POOFY AND CUTE AND HOW TO GET RID OF SPOTS USING NOTHING BUT TOOTHPASTE AND ICE.

-GIRLS HAVE WEIRD TRADITIONS LIKE CLEANING OUT LOCKERS ALL AT ONCE AND TRADING THINGS DOWN BECAUSE UNIFORM AND STUFF IS EXPENSIVE AND PEOPLE LIKE TO TRADE JEWELLERY AND THINGS IDK I NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS.

-GIRLS ARE PACK ANIMALS, IT DIDN’T MATTER IF YOU HATED THAT BITCH IF A GUY CHEATED ON HER OR HURT HER IN ANY WAY HE WAS UNDATABLE TO THE ENTIRE FORM.

-I AM HELLA GAY.

221bitssmallerontheoutside

that last bullet tho

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

the best way to play Pokemon games is like you’re an 8 year old. IV? EV? Shiny chaining? Nah. We catch pokemon because they look cool. if my pokemon is bashful or whatever that means nothing to me.

thyrell

no if my pokemon is bashful i send her out later in the battle so she has time to gather her nerves show some respect

pr1nceshawn

Bad Cats.

cheetothecat

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

tooiconic

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

kvothe-kingkiller

exam stress makes you do weird things

for instance me and my friends started a small cult around a Very thick horse statue outside a hotel on the route to where we take exams.

his name is His Chonkyness Lord Frudward The Unit The Third and hes the god of trials and judgement and whenever we need good luck we trace a horse shoe shape on our chest and then pound it with our fist

vyrenrolar

i have an important question do you trace them with the round part up or the round part down?

icountcards

I’m unaware of what OP does but I assume you should trace it with the opening up (so a U shape) because a horseshoe hung opening down will allow the luck to run out

kvothe-kingkiller

his chonkyness does not adhere to normal luck rituals as he is an independent deity, so no, the shoe points down

(also some people believe they should be hung down as to symbolize releasing the luck to people who need it)

chemicalhunt

plz provide reference pics for art?

kvothe-kingkiller

this is him lmao

hes like 2 and a half feet wide at Least

burgrs

*cat rubbing face on me*

me: oh hello!:) youre so sweet. *pets*

cat: Im Just Adorable Little Stinky Boy And Im Rubbing My Scent Glands Right On Your And Thats All There Is To It!

feministism

doublepasse-deactivated20190316

Another one EEEPP

Ryumako date on sushio’s twitter

jurassicsunsets

I guess it’s time to post about dinosaur sex while I still can. So uh…send in your questions?

jurassicsunsets

uh oh

jurassicsunsets

How did sauropods survive so long? Wouldn’t they have eaten all plants?

The astounding thing about plants is that they grow back.

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Secunda (Requested)

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fuocogo

For some reason my brain can’t reconcile that this song exists outside of the game. Every note of this is branded on my subconscious. I’ve listened to this song more than I’ve listened to my own voice and yet it still manages to calm my body better than an anesthetic. I’m astral projecting - my thumbs are typing but my soul is playing Skyrim.