FAT MC HEADCANONS– that’s right we need more representation beautiful nerds
The Arcana fandom has SO MANY crazy specific headcanon posts, but I have run into only ONE headcanon post about a fat MC.
So I’m here to be the change.
Thin-bodied folks, please reblog. We need your help spreading content for fat-bodied folks.
Fatphobes, interact at your peril.
one night, you tell him about the times that you’re insecure to be dating someone as attractive as him– seeing as how unattractive you feel & people treat you.
as someone who’s been thin bodied & traditionally attractive his whole life he has difficulty “seeing size”. He tells you this and you don’t know how to respond so you explain that you don’t have the luxury of not seeing it, that it is thrown in your face every day.
He doesn’t know what to do. That night when you both fall asleep in the bed he holds you extra tight. Before you sleep you swear you could feel wetness on his cheeks
the next day you go out and he starts to notice how differently you are treated by vendors and citizens and customers
It clicks. And you bet our favorite non-binary witch is about to get pissed
If someone insults you bam! Your magic partner has no choice but to hex the s*** out of them
Rude customer? Hex the s*** out of them. Are not welcome here anymore.
when you guys go on adventures together you bet this boi is going to be making sure that your size is accommodated for wherever you stay
this boi is all about a comfy lifestyle, you bet he’s going to love inviting you into that space
more body heat perfect Faust will love that.
In conclusion. He is the cuddliest boi. he will do everything in his power to make sure that you know how good your body feels to him and how much he appreciates it.
all kinds of kisses! every kind of kiss! anywhere on your body! kisses!
Tummy kisses! Did I say tummy kisses already?
If anyone flashes ANY microaggressions at you (we’re talking side eye, snide comments or those “Oh you’re so brave"s) –she’s perfected her derisive snarl for these people.
One day she asks you why you don’t wear the nice clothes from the palace. When you shyly tell her that royal tailor says he won’t make anything to fit you. You asked but he said you’d "be a waste of fine fabric”
SHE FUCKIN LOSES IT. How DARE he. You have to convince her not to throw him in the dungeons. She relents and fires him immediately, making sure that no one in Vesuvia will ever hire him again.
After that, she spoils you with beautiful clothes that fit perfectly– anything to remind you of how gorgeous you are
If you’re okay with it, she loves subtly showing you off, making public appearances with you to show how proud she is.
She doesn’t understand the moments when you hate your body because you’re her treasure– all of you. So she learns about how differently fat people are treated and starts drafting policies to make sure your community is cared for.
She loves how soft you are. She’s particularly fond of your thigh dimples and loves stroking them as you nestle into one another.
Oh my God, can we fuckin talk about how attracted he is to you? whenever he sees you, his eyes light up like stars and he holds you and kisses every part of your face and wants to make you laugh.
You’re so soft and so strong and there is nothing he loves more than dancing with you (except maybe some things ;)
when he first sees you he doesn’t know how to respond. he doesn’t think he’s ever seen someone so funny and beautiful. you bet his cheeks are going to be red as a fire engine
at first you may be hesitant around him given his coquettish vibes. Too many times you’ve been shamed by people flirting with you as a joke or a dare.. You’re not letting that happen again.
Your snarkiest self surfaces, and you are surprised that he seems even more engaged.
And now you’re just mad at him for being so hot and trying to play you. The madder you get, the softer and pinker he becomes.
As soon as you see him fully flushing you realize. Fuck. He’s actually into me. And I’ve been such an ass.
At that point, you’re both anxious, stuttering, blushy messes.
he asks you to dance and you join him on the floor. You both are able to connect with each other without worrying about what you’re saying.
As a doctor, he knows that weight isn’t an accurate health indicator, and is ready to take down anyone who says otherwise with ALL THE FACTS
Early your relationship, he begins to notice that you, well, you eat almost nothing. He does this to himself, but it’s different when he sees you doing it to yourself.
When you come home from the shop, you find the house full of food for the first time and find he and Portia in the kitchen.
“ I wanted to make us dinner, but”
“BUT the last time you tried to fry an egg, you lit Pepi’s tail on fire!”
“Ilya, do you want me to poison your dinner or not?!”
He read in a book that food is psychologically more appealing if it’s part of a community event. And both of you have trouble eating. So he was wondering if you’d be interested in having family meals to encourage you both to make sure you’re getting nutrients.
So twice a week, your home holds an open invite dinner. Pasha teaches you how to cook and Ilya gets to bring over all the strange and wonderful people he always attracts. You both love it.
Slowly, you relearn how to feel and satiate your hunger. Your body begins to feel like yours again.
First off, you guys are the cutest fucking couple in all Vesuvia and she wants everyone to know it.
Cosy gardening couple? Heck yeah!
You bet y'all grow the most delish squash in the world.
She 👏🏻will👏🏻 make 👏🏻 sure 👏🏻 you 👏🏻eat👏🏻
Tickle fights? Tickle fights!
laying in the garden looking up at the stars and naming every single one after things that you love about each other.
One night, she does a thing where she squishes the rolls of her stomach together and moves it while making a funny voice. at first you’re too ashamed to join. it’s less than a week before you start joining her and your stomachs start having conversations together in the most ridiculous voices.
She does a million little things without even trying that make you fall for her everyday. She’ll leave food out, write little notes, etc.
she knows you can take care of yourself but if someone insults you or side-eyes you, you know this tiny Ginger girlfriend is going to throw the first punch
You love it. you pretend you don’t. but you do and she knows it.
Sit on muriel’s lap. sit on it. sit on it. Just sit. Do it for the people.
This boy knows body shame better than any of the other main six. he has had to deal with it every day of his life until the woods
one night he kisses a part of you that you’re particularly insecure about. And you begin crying to your dismay…
He doesn’t know what’s wrong and he’s afraid that he’s hurt you. It takes you a moment to explain to him that you have a lot of insecurities about your body. That someone being so gentle with you is A Lot™
He nods understandingly. He knows this feeling. Of course he does, he feels basically the same way. He shares his similar experiences and the two of you feel less alone, less pained than you can remember.
When you’re wandering through the woods, he will point out cute animals that are larger than others and give you the sweetest grin you’ve ever seen.
it eventually becomes a game. The two of you walking through the woods seeing how many chubby cute creatures you can point out.
one time you see two bears and their cub and Muriel picks you up so that you can get a better view. he holds you even after the bears are gone.your faces are so much closer this way it would be a pity if you didn’t kiss him being this close to him and all.
We already know that Muriel is a closeted cuddlebug. Can you imagine how soft and wonderful you must feel up against him? he will hold you so tight and you will feel safer than you’ve ever felt.
the forest doesn’t care that you’re fat. Muriel definitely doesn’t care that you’re fat. And being in the woods means you don’t have to deal with the fatphobia of other people.
Honestly a beautiful life with broody mountain boy.
boy if you thought Nadia was defensive be prepared for lucio’s dramatic ass revenge
if someone makes a comment on your appearance, you bet he will start fully making out with you to prove a point to them before throwing them in the dungeons
like Nadia, he loves getting you clothes that make you feel sexy. hotness is so important to this man and ain’t no way he’s going to let you not feel that for yourself.
Strangely, he is more suited to encouraging you than any other LIs. Let’s break it down…
A) Lucio has absolutely no filter. If he feels/ thinks it, it is glaringly apparent.
B) therefore, when he coos over you or shows you off, you know he isn’t lying or trying to make you feel better. He really wants everyone to see how hot you are.
C) he takes NO disrespect and will not hesitate to eviscerate people who come at you
D) his pets love you and he loves you, why should he give a damn what anyone else thinks?
if you struggle with body shame you know this man knows how to pump an ego more than anyone else in Vesuvia. You bet he is going to do everything within his power to make you feel like the radiant creature you are.
What’s the use of being a count if he can’t do at least that?
When he’s feeling particularly subby, he LOVES sitting in your lap.
He loves the way his hands can sink into you. He loves leaving love bites all over you so everyone knows you’re his.
