Lyssie-Loo

18 • Aries • Fashion Design Major

[rad-and-sleepy]

Reblog if you're bilingual, petty, or both.

[thoodleoo]

there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&D

[thoodleoo]

homer, the dm: okay achilles, agamemnon has just taken away your war prize, what do you want to do achilles’ player: i roll to have a diplomatic conversation with agamemnon achilles’ player: *rolls a 1* homer: you throw the staff of speaking at agamemnon’s face and storm off to sulk with your boyfriend

[earlhamclassics]

Homer, the DM: Your beautiful Patroclus is dead. What do you do? Achilles’ player: I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: You can’t fight everyone. How would you even– Achilles’ player: *rolls a 20* I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: *sighs* Fine. You cut a path through the Trojan army, enemy dead strewn in your wake. Achilles’ player: How many? Homer, the DM: …lots. Enough to clog the friggin’ river with bodies. Achilles’ player: I fight the river. Homer, the DM: You. can. not. fight. the. river. Achilles’ player: *reaches for dice*

[helloitsbees]

Homer, the DM: Okay guys, so the war’s over, you had a bunch of losses but you won in the end. Time to go home, let’s roll to see who gets there firs—

Odysseus’s player: I got a critical failure.

[cloudfreed]

Homer: The cyclops asks you who you are. What do you do?

Odysseus’s player: I say, “Who me? I’m nobody.”

Homer: Roll for deception.

Odysseus’s player: I got a natural 20.

Homer: The cyclops now completely believes that your name is Nobody. He shouts for help from the other cyclops but they ignore him because he’s telling them that “Nobody hurt him.”

Odysseus’s player: FUCK yes

[relijion-deactivated20150331]

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli  

[angelicrying]

mood

[jackdonaghy]

[cwote]

love thisss

[begun]

[placetimemoment]

SWAYING IN THE WIND -  Museo Textil de Oaxaca

[gothicandamazing]

Model: Silverrr Photo: Aneta Pawska - Enchanted Stories Clothing: Royal Black Couture & Corsetry Find more on G&A Magazine issue 10 HERE Welcome to Gothic and Amazing |www.gothicandamazing.com

[gamesandgoldenapples-deactivate]

I am 1000% convinced that this is the lingerie of a warrior queen.

[reroute-remade-blog]

If ur lgbt, rb this and put ur opinion of bananas in the tags

[jeeez-louise]

Gucci Resort 2018

[heavenlymuse]

[lifeinpoetry]

Like any unloved thing, I don’t know if I’m real when I’m not being touched.

Natalie Wee, from “Lonely,” Our Bodies & Other Fine Machines (AMAZON / GOODREADS)

[yesterdaysprint]

[sexxaesthetics]

lingerie won’t cure my chronic depression, but if i’m gonna be sad, i might as look cute while i cry 

[steampunk-art]

Steampunk Art

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

Let’s sit on the rooftop at 2am and talk about life

[allforbts]

[walzerjahrhundert]

Victorian High Top Roller Skates

[teethmilks-deactivated20220802]

For the witch on the go