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27 ✿ she/they ✿ admin assistant ✿ part of the translation team for lovlegenglish ✿ reblogs a lot of art and nature but barely leaves the house ✿ loves to write a novel in the tags ✿ fannish sideblog: escape-thisgravity

[nederlandsespoorwegen]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[liebelesbe]

warum ist "Schluss mit Rasieren!" eigentlich ein Satz der nur in Werbungen von Epilierern und anderen Haarentfernungsmitteln vorkommt. Ich freu mich immer eine Sekunde das zu hören, bis die Werbung weitergeht und eindeutig gegen haarige Beine/Körper ist.

Also hier mal richtig: Schluss mit Rasieren!! Hör einfach auf dich zu rasieren. Ersatzlos. :]

[smokeys-house]

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[patatoscope]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[beaucolics]

oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to learn and languages to speak and poems to write and oranges to eat and ideologies to study and songs to sing and films to watch and people to kiss and

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[alexaloraetheris]

See, a scientist makes a little moisture sensor sensor for his plant to remember to water it.

But a mad scientist chooses that kind of audio.

Put this guy in castle Heterodyne, and they'd be best friends.

[wrenchinator-central]

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[thejawsdevour]

Joana Choumali (Ivorian) - Even A Storm Can't Break It (mixed media, embroidery, paint, manual collage, sheer fabric, and digital photograph printed on canvas, 2024)

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[redlipstickresurrected]

Katie Butler (Canadian, b. 1999, ON-401, London, ON, Canada, based ON-401, Windsor, ON, Canada) - Penne for your Thoughts, 2023, Paintings: Acrylic on Canvas