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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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i stood with my canceled wife (house of the dragon) for two whole years while everyone was mean about it after the end of the season 2 and it is so so nice for it to be back and giving me basically everything i could possibly want from it
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tayâlor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that sheâs secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though sheâs from a neutral system that hasnât seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like sheâs saying âfreedomâ in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out sheâs performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isnât going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as âspiffiesâ) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jediâlors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"
Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:
1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"
2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes
3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE
4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit
5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time
6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean
7. ??? I prefer crĂȘpes tbh I don't get it
Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13
I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
i fucking hate the âthis is the good luck post.â Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes thereâs a million goddamn notes on it itâs statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it
this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog
guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!
Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862â1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
oh leonid, we're really in it now
Leonid, you really understand it.
Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document
Leonid what should I do about the emails
Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again
Leonid Pasternak is the best! My favorite of his is The Night Before The Exam (1895).
My man Leonid continues to be relatable
bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them
gamers arenât so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys
Which subcultures werenât invented by marketers though
the yakuza
AU where Shane and Ilya don't hook up or have a decades-long secret. They don't really know each other at all, except to play each other.
Shane comes out of the closet sometime after Scott does, and in some random, lighthearted interview, they ask him what he's looking for in a man. And Shane's just, off-hand like, "Well, he'd have to have at least one Stanley Cup. Obviously." And when he gets a good reaction from that, he keeps going, like "Needs to be amazing at hockey. Definitely needs to be at least an All-Star, if not a captain. Hot too. If he can't bench-press me, I'm not interested."
And it's all in fun, except two days after the interview prints, Ilya Rozanov shows up at his door like "knock, knock. I am here to apply for boyfriend position. Do you need resume? I brought my Stanley Cup ring, just in case."
Opâs tags
men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
AU where Irina kills Ilyaâs fuckass dad instead of herself (everyone thinks he died in an accident) and the real heated rivalry is between Irina and Yuna having a momager-off. Shane and Ilya hide less so because of homophobia and more so because they think their moms genuinely hate each other and would never let them be together only to find out (after their moms catch them together) that Yuna and Irina are actually besties and just play up the rivalry thing to get better brand deals.
Amanda LaRusso is such a funny character
Imagine youâre married and happy and everything is sunshine and rainbows and then one day your husband of like twenty years reveals his dark karate past with not one, not two, but THREE past karate rivals who proceeded to become your husbandâs husbands and basically move into your house AND also has two evil, old, married army men who now want to actually kill you and your family over a difference in karate techniques
Woman is a superhero, I wouldâve cracked
THE HUNGER GAMES (2012) dir. Gary Ross THE HUNGER GAMES (2008) by Suzanne Collins (pg. 298) THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (2013) dir. Francis Lawrence CATCHING FIRE (2009) by Suzanne Collins (pg. 352) THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY â PART 2 (2015) dir. Francis Lawrence MOCKINGJAY (2010) by Suzanne Collins (pg. 388)
imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out
