Moose Whispering

Pretty sure my brother's the only one who reads this. Hey bro.

[elriabrunnr]

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

[elriabrunnr]

[birdsandbirds]

Tufted Titmouse yelling

Rushville, NY

[asphalt-cocktail]

It has a nice ring to it

[thefugitivesaint]

This tweet is a winner, hands down. I was thoroughly amused. 

[unicornempire]

Nothing better than a good classical art joke, 10/10.

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[ourspecial]

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

[itsallavengers]

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

[itsallavengers]

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

[itsallavengers]

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

[itsallavengers]

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

[itsallavengers]

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor

[eyeballs-for-sale]

Equally funny: the idea that Allspeak doesn’t extend to animals and Thor is just making all this up to fuck with everyone

[sexycraisinthanos]

Scott, holding up his ant farm, tearing up: plEASE tell me if they love me.

[mentosmorii]

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

[casettadellorso]

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

[rue-nightly]

Once you’re over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range

[chronicowboy]

valkyrie: I'm not gonna fall in love with thor

jane: *is lady thor*

valkyrie:

[spicymemesociety]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

[atlas-the-toad-deactivated20180]

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

I’m living for this historical accuracy

[mediumsizetex]

Many people think it’s historically inaccurate because the Tyrannosaur doesn’t have feathers, but a buzz cut is pretty standard for military personnel.

[clownarmy]

@poshtearex we need an authority on this

[poshtearex]

Totally accurate except that that Rex is a bit bigger so it’s actually a female Rex so she may have been pretending to be a male so she could fight. What an icon she is.

[morning-feathers-deactivated201]

A real hero

[imgetting2old4diss]

Important history

[nuggsmum]

They leave all the important things out of the history books 😑

[catchymemes]

Batman and Catwoman model swap

[sunfortune]

this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman 

[parakavka]

[c3rvida3]

"How to find the right glasses for your face shape", oh, bullshit. You pick ones you think a hot scientist in a bad horror movie would wear and then you just go do whatever.

[sneakyfeets]

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

[sneakyfeets]

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

[theglowqueen]

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

[kanzlerin-merkel]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[girlallday]

#universally accepted as the best episode of spongebob

[thehmn]

Look at Marie sidestepping Micki’s attack like it’s a goddamn anime.