Not-Moose ΘΔ

Moose :)) - it/its - Multifandom/OC Artist - 19 - Commissions Open!

[mooseisnotmoose]

Intro under bar… lots of little blinkie gifs so flash warning maybe? Unsure. TL;DR is hello I am Moose :)

hello hello hello :)

my name is moose :) and this is my blog :D

my pronouns… are it/its :3 and maybe hx/hxm idk i like those too… he/him for convenience but i couldn’t care less for those ones

my main interests include, from most to least: MLP, Homestuck, The Magnus Archives, and The Owl House :)

I’m nonhuman, xenofluid, genderqueer… thing. don’t ask me i dont know. I make art and talk about my little things

i’m not gonna bother to make a DNI. If I don’t mess with you, i’ll block you :/

OH AND I HAVE A COMMISSION SHEET!!

OK thanks for lookin!! :P

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[virtualgirladvance]

reblog to slap prev with large fucking tail

[hemipenal-system]

suck on her proboscis a little bit

[mooseisnotmoose]

go to backyard show with wife. come home with wife. cook delicious burgers with wife. life today is perfect

[hemipenal-system]

we need to sexualize gender affirming surgery scars more

[mooseisnotmoose]

It's probably been said, but I think it should be way more common to create lore for yourself. like the divide between gender identity and sex, there should be a divide created between biologically factual info, and your Lore. Who you are. As someone who's trans and otherkin, I think it would work the same way.

Biologically, I was born female, but I am non-binary, and not a girl at all.

Biologically, I was born human, but I'm not human.

Biologically, I was birthed from another person, but I was actually planted in the womb from an otherworldly hivemind like a parasitic bird species and convinced those around me that I wasn't a fucked up grub creature and that I'm actually human. I've just been fakin' till I get strong enough to spread the first spores.

I literally don't give a damn how silly it sounds. Stop fucking caring. Be who you wanna be.

love u all be cringe be free

[mooseisnotmoose]

update since its been three years im also over the "but biologically, i.. " shit it really entirely does not matter. and im gonna say whatever i want about how i got here and who i am without feeling like i have to go "ermmm but TECHNICALLY...." its useless and fake and dumb. all the biological jargon was a lie and im a hyena typing on a phone keyboard irl

[mooseisnotmoose]

Has there always been a mass post editor. did I make an entirely new account for nothing.,.

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MLP AU MEGADOC

Moving my doc from google to Ellipsus, revising it heavily, and then possibly making it public... who cheered

[mooseisnotmoose]

i have to post more or they will come and get me...

[mooseisnotmoose]

JUST NOTICED THIS IN MY COLLEGE DINING HALL??????? AM I INSANE??

NO FUCKING WAY ITS THE SAME IMAGE HE GOT THOSE COWS FROM?

[mooseisnotmoose]

okay its Not probably... but still too close for comfort.

[mooseisnotmoose]

JUST NOTICED THIS IN MY COLLEGE DINING HALL??????? AM I INSANE??

NO FUCKING WAY ITS THE SAME IMAGE HE GOT THOSE COWS FROM?

[frog1975]

molly

[mooseisnotmoose]

What is my gender if I dont have one but I enjoy acting as if I do. Like idk im he/it and when ppl he/him me its like haha yes... win . but im not a boy. i just like he/him... and knowing that my little song and dance works. but im like... agender genderfluid kind of weird genderfreakish. gusy help?

[theswitchking]

not to be sincere on the horny blog but i think the reason so many queer masc afabs and transmascs like forcemasc content is because it feels like being finally listened to.

like we go through life getting told we’re just confused girls, or we’ll never be man enough, or we probably just didn’t want to be like mommy, or it’s because we’re mentally ill, or a host of other invalidations.

and then we read a post that’s about someone who wants to see us being more masculine —who sees it as a good thing. who says “just take the testosterone. this what you really want, isn’t it?”

and we say, Yes. Yes, it is what I want. Thank you for listening to me.

[mooseisnotmoose]

i bet yoy guys cant guess wh

i . i bet you guys cant gues smy favorite

my favroite owlhousecharacter i bet you cant guesswho it i

[mooseisnotmoose]

Started watching the owl house with my brother and like wtf i can't believe i didnt watch it sooner. this is actually awesome. when do i see hunter he's the only one who caught my interest pre-watch. he was my fav without knowing anything about him. im on episode 14 i think. the one where they're fixing willows memory

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About to finish it. on S3E3 and HOLY SHIT. im abt to yap my friends ear off its so fucking over

[mooseisnotmoose]

how the hell am i supposed to recover from this. i hate you all. how am i supposed to go on after watching this. my head hurts. im crying so fucking hard. my life is changed