Moose On Tape

23 bi transfem butch, bug obsessed, real life moose typing with hooves. She/They/It/Butch/Moose

[natsumipocket]

Sanyo KDDI au A5510SA "Sweets" (2005)

[awwfulsounds]

Samsung VR400RC "Puppie" VCR in transparent blue 2000 (x)

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is Morticia the Mosquito by weirdbuglady on flickr!

[velvetys]

I hate that post dissing arugula like you don’t know anything

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*criticism of christianity*

"but OP that's not REAL christianity not the PURE AND TRUE christianity that i was raised with, in my sect of christianity we just look for our neighbor's cat in the alps, clearly you've never heard of my beloved Church of the No True Scotsman, it's actually so hurtful when people generalize about real christians like me based on the actions of billions of people over thousands of years including every other christian on the earth"

let me try put this in terms you can understand: climb off the fucking cross already, we need the wood

[lezbianz]

you guys must understand that you can make the bible (& any other religious text, but i mostly see this in the context of christianity) say anything you want it to say. i’m serious. if you want to read the bible as a socially progressive document, you can pick a few passages and say, “look! christianity is actually a loving religion that has always been pro-woman and pro-lgbt!” but you can also just as easily (actually way more easily lol) read the bible as a conservative document, a fascist document, a libertarian document, etc etc.

& so if you’re arguing with a conservative christian, if you start arguing with them about how some policy isn’t right *on the grounds of christianity*, you are never going to win. ever. you’re just going to end up (at best) talking in circles around each other about theology, while also implicitly validating the idea that christianity is a good foundation upon which political decisions can be made.

argue about politics based on politics. don’t ever meet a conservative christian on their turf. you will lose.

[glavilio]

i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug

[tgi-funguys]

dear well employed bi4bi married couple, please let me & my wife be your loser neet partners.

I swear we will be soso good. it's not like we're up to anything Out There. we could keep your house tidy, do your groceries, be your cumdumps & jerk off material (the sex would be crazy,) & just be around to hang out with.

plus, when youre at work, or leave the house, or want to spend time just the two of you, or whatever! we have each other to keep ourselves entertained. no worrying about your neet house pet(s) getting low on enrichment! such an issue with throuple households... no such problem here.

[tgi-funguys]

me & the wife have this wonderful system set up where when one of us breaks a glass or accidently spills something in a big mess, & then inevitably gets disproportionately upset bc of trauma & emotional regulation issues, the other will clean it up

& we take turns on it!

now there's no need to stand & dissociate over a huge mess. it's already being fixed & no one is mad ab it

[mooseontape]

Oh you're goblincore?

*I scatter hundreds of dried grains on the ground to see if you have a compulsion to pick them up and count them*

*you look at me blankly*

No man I just think you're antisemitic

[pngblog]

[sn4ilsh3llz]

Get High And Notice Basslines

[389]

Don't need to get high to notice basslines

[fuckableobjects]

can u do an omnichord pls pls pls.. they are so hot 🥺

Fuckable Object #18 Suzuki Omnichord OM-84 (1984)

[globedfruit-deactivated20250427]

a lot of things yall call “butchfemme culture” are really just “being a loving partner” and then when your partner is fat or transfem or black or brown yall don’t even do them

[auntierayeraye]

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