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the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

celestiyal-deactivated20201022

same energy

ezk03

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hktk04

bless y’all

hktk02

bonus:

iraffiruse

flirtytwink

I’m gonna need sources on this

wizardnuke

so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out

wizardnuke

jk he pulls me closer to him constantly bc I don't pay attention to where I'm going and my body is dead set on making me walk off of the edge of the sidewalk

wizardnuke

my left hand/his right hand = cancels out mostly, I still drift a little

my right hand/his left hand = collision course

wizardnuke

hang on I gotta google some stuff

wizardnuke

yeah this is funny

writing-prompt-s

Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.

hedgeworth

This is just the oh no rent’s late how can I make it up to you porn trope but for goths.

mushroomofficial

DON'T LET THEM REWRITE HISTORY

Emails sent to news organisations admonish reporting that tear gas was fired at protesters to clear Trump's way.

mushroomofficial

reblogging because of tumblr's weird link thing so this shows up in the tags

jointphotographicexportsgroup-d

this guy was the only member of this club at my alma mater for like 3 years in the 80s. Love him

xx-ogthegaylinguist-xx-deactiva

lonely gays should reblog for gay perseverance

swdyww-deactivated20210428

This made me burst into tears

im soup

if i fits im soup

If y’all don’t know, Lilly Wachowski is one of the Wachowski sisters, the women who directed and wrote the matrix, the movie that the whole “red pill, blue pill” thing comes from. Both sisters are trans women.

heartbeatemoji

Both sisters are also horribly racist ❤️

blacktoblacker

Both Wachowski siblings also did NOT write the matrix....they stole the Matrix story from a black woman named Sophia Stewart who actually sued Warner Bros, the Wachowkskis, and Paramount for stealing it. Nobody gives a shit if Lily or her colonizing sister feelings are hurt about shit they didn’t even originate or write in the first place.

intersex-mhacha-deactivated2020

Hey, I've seen a bunch of people share this who have no idea it's BS.

Don't get scammed.

Don't spread hoaxes and myths.

This "the Wachowski Sisters stole the Matrix" thing is based on a lawsuit that was dismissed in 2004. The judges explanation of dismissal is nearly 60 pages detailing each claim and Sophia Stewart was never awarded copyright ownership of these franchises and never won any element of the case. It isn't an ongoing lawsuit and the story is often used by folks as a fundraising scam.

The same story was going around when I was in highschool more than 10 years ago, nearly word for word I swear, just change the most recent/upcoming court dates. If I found what was circulating back then it wouldn't surprise me if the reference numbers were the same.

The above image looks like its giving references, but is it? In which court were these actions filed by the plaintiff? How is anybody supposed to check this?

This is simply not true. It takes advantage of the fact that the intellectual property of poc is routinely stolen, it takes advantage of a community that wants justice for that, and it creates a climate of doubt... there is real work being stolen, but this isn't it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sophia-stewart-matrix-lawsuit/

https://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/22/inside-the-billion-dollar-matrix-lawsuit-one-of-the-internets-most-pervasive-hoaxes/

https://blackexcellence.com/sophia-stewart/

https://everything-pr.com/urban-legends-busted-sophia-stewart/

intersex-mhacha-deactivated2020

Seriously... this scam is spreading so fast. I've seen 4 people I follow reblog it today! I don't don't know how many since I wrote the above response.

Fact check!! Maybe spread this instead.

intersex-mhacha-deactivated2020

It really doesn't take long to fact check. But here are some links to make that easy.

This Sophia Stewart scam seems to be picking up traction again so I'll share this again.

marxistprincess

People lying to make trans women look bad? Golly gee I’m so surprised

morticious-delicious

Adam, Savage.

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

squidwardhentaicles

I got this joke instantly, whore.

popegoodvibes-returns

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

countmackulla-deactivated201809

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

countmackulla-deactivated201809

I submitted my application and resume

countmackulla-deactivated201809

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

countmackulla-deactivated201809

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

countmackulla-deactivated201809

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

Putting forward what you didn’t have

lookingthroughthewater

The face of a hero

yukineko-kitty-chan

Here’s a quick link for those of you who don’t feel up to hunting it down right now

poseidont

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

dizzybunnies

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

mrgaretcarter

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

mrgaretcarter

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist