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Annie || 15 || Pansexual || Non-binary

[moostachedcow]

My account/theme before I change it

for posterity

[postoctobrist]

Is transitioning from male to female to become a butch lesbian a reasonable option?

it is beyond reasonable, it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth

[moostachedcow]

I was wondering what the average age of the lgbt+ discord server is? I want to join but don't really wanna talk to younger teens;;

Most of us are around 15 years old

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Lucky to hit the broad side of a barn.

Context: I’m DMing for the first time on a Nuclear Throne rpg I made and the party is fighting a boss called Big Bandit. One of the three members die and the other loses her hand. The Gunner we have had screwed up so many times that he couldn’t hit anything. He got a critical failure around 5 times in a row.

Gunner: I go right in front of him. DM: Okay, you run towards him, getting face to face. His size intimidates you a bit. Gunner: Now I shoot him in the face. DM: Roll to see if you hit. *rolls a 1 on a d20.* Gunner: …I’m right in front of him, DM, I’M RIGHT IN FRONT OF- DM: You somehow miss him completly, shooting the ground. The recoil of your weapon is so strong, it hits you on the face, dealing 3 damage.

Gunner then quits the Discord call and everyone is hysterical.

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[scoobydoomistakes]

I like the implication...

…that the reason this purple magic can be reflected…

…is by the concave nature of the magical spoon…

…and, therefor, even if it wasn’t the episode’s ancient artifact…

…any spoon would do, magical or otherwise.

I’ll have to remember that the next time I find myself in a laser-based firefight.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Prof says he'll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As

Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.

Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.

So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.

Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html

[saysomethinghuman-deactivated20]

Who will ride or die with me this hard

[anexperimentallife]

I love that even the professor was like, “YES! They did good!”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If humans had originally evolved to have 12 fingers, math as we know it would be much different.

[flawedmangoes]

reasons why draco malfoy should’ve had a redemption arc

not wanting to kill dumbledore

lowering his wand and about to join the order

took care of luna lovegood while she in his house

not turning harry in when he was captured

gutted by the death of his friend

throwing harry his wand

was literally a fucking CHILD

[frickyeahducks]

reasons why Snape shouldn’t have gotten a redemption arc

- killed Dumbledore

- bullied children

- was a death eater

- felt no remorse about his betreyal till he was physically dying

- held a grudge against someone for over 10 years and took it out on his son

- crawled over the dead body of his crushes husband to hold her dead body while her infant son was crying alone in his bed

- was not a child lol

[holytragedyqueen]

Also, Snape would have remained a death eater if Neville became the chosen one

[catscenter]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

IT’S CALLED A CAT WALK!!!! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG.

[butchtj-deactivated20190316]

Do any other american high schoolers have intense survivor’s guilt and trauma with school shootings even though they weren’t at your school?

[butchtj-deactivated20190316]

Like. A laser tag place opened geared towards teenagers and it got no business, we tried to enjoy it but when someone pointed a laser machine gun at me and I instinctively dropped behind the nearest wall and reached to turn off my phone I cried, I wasn’t the only one. The announcements system turns on at an unexpected time and everyone holds their breath until they say something besides “locks, lights, out of sight,” nobody even jokingly pops chip bags anymore, a door slammed really loud during a class change and everyone dropped and ran. Everyone cries during drills, even the toughest ranch kids. Every drill comes with a full day of teachers crying and telling us that they love us all so much and will die for us, and every kid in every class looking around wondering who would I die for? Who would die for me? You walk to the bathroom and wonder every second if it happens right now, where will I go? You test supply closet doors to see which ones are unlocked, you memorize which furniture in the teachers’ lounge your English teacher says is light enough to barricade a door with. The fire alarm goes off and nobody moves, instead you wait for gunshots—it a trap? You stand with a group of freshmen and realize that you’re the oldest, you know you’ll have to die for them. You forget your ID tag and worry that now the police won’t be able to tell your parents if you’re safe, or not safe. Your stats teacher has a baseball bat by the door, your math teacher keeps a stapler under each desk to throw, your drama teacher asks who will be willing to stand by the non-locking door with the Shakespearean swords. Your yearbook teacher tells you don’t worry about breaking a camera because you heard about the kids who died holding them. You don’t use the bathroom during classes because you don’t want to be the only target to shoot at. You keep your phone on silent 24/7 because you worry the one time you forget will be when you get your whole US History class killed. You have a snap saved with your class schedule and school and full name to send in an instant to your internet friends so they know if you were on that wing, you have a note saved with the things you want your mom to know and the things you’re sorry for. At the age of 12 I was told I needed to know who I would die for and that it was okay if it was nobody, that was my decision to make. School shootings control us more than adults and non-Americans could possibly imagine and nobody moves to change anything unless we’re actively screaming for it. Have you considered we’re too scared?

[tehdoctah]

The absolute fuck. The fuck did I just read. This sounds like dystopian fiction. The fucking fuck.

[allthingshyper]

It isn’t. This is 100% the reality of all American children - not the ones that live in bad neighborhoods, not the ones that make bad choices, ALL OF THEM.

Welcome to America.

[localtransdude]

Maybe my school and everyone in it is wreckless despite there almost being shootings but it ain’t like this.

Like I look where to hide, what’s best, escape plans and shit but we all play laser tag on fridays.

We all have laughs after drills.

We protocols in place so a fire drill won’t sike us out.

I live in the gun hugging, bullet fuckin south.

But refuse to live in fear. I choose to not let this shit take over my life and soak within my every crevice.

My mom lives in constant paranoia that something bad will happen. I refuse to let that be me.

I dont wanna live a life in fear of a very dark reality that has pretty low chance of happening. I’d rather prepare, and then live my life a happy man, and if it happens, so be it, I know my plan.

There’s a difference between being aware and being paranoid. One allows you to be free, the other wraps you in chains of fear.

[monochromemedic]

I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

[shamedumpster]

“Formerly a rat”????

[catchymemes]

Jack Black walks by couple, accidentally turns them into a 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sergeantsaintiago]

[smalltownboymp3]