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Misplaced Lens Cap
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie
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Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
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Sade Olutola
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i don't do bad sauce passes
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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@mopeypome
lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now
Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address
Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.
I have tinnitus
if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
ANIMAL CROSSING HYPE!!
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now
What
And I cannot stress this enough
the FUCK
I'm actually following this yarn shop on Etsy. It's the name of the yarn on the left. It's named after a line in Bob's Burgers.
Holy shit
being torn between “it needs to be in character” and
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Beware the ides of March.
Beware!!
I think my favorite viral image of all time was the original “Friendship ended with MUDASIR”. Absolutely everything about it is funny and all of the parodies of it disappoint me because there can be no improvement on the real thing.
The searingly lurid, gradient text art? Perfect. The hand-drawn acid green Xs? Divine. The entire concept of formally announcing a friend breakup via an inexpertly-assembled poster collage? Outstanding. The raw, genuine, powerful emotions that must have been poured into its creation? Exquisite. The happy follow up informing the world of a repaired friendship and a doubled wealth of best friends? Incomparable. The fact that it was grown men doing this and not melodramatic grade schoolers? Somehow incredibly charming.
I love it so much. I hope Mudasir and Salman and their friend live happily ever after.
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
LMAO He just said he does
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19
LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
IT’S BACK
Thread was missing my fave part.
Omg😂😂😂
Holy shit the last one 😂😂😂😭😭
ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
This is a plant from the genus Trachyandra, specifically known as a Crassula succulent. They are mostly found throughout southern Africa and Madagascar.
I am reblogging so I can look into this more closely. Because 1. That looks kind of like polymer clay; and 2. Crassula is a genus of succulent, containing over 1400 species of plant, and I’m on mobile.
I can never tell if succulents I haven’t seen are real or not because all succulents look fake in the first place
Here to tell you HAPPILY cause i love these plants that they are in fact real BUT the actual name of the plant is Trachyandra tortilis! They also come in a flat leaf version with curled or wavy leaves!!
These are delightful i need twenty
do those little soot sprites from ghibli have a union
if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)
