Petticoated Swashbuckler

A depressed Zooey Deschanel

[addictivecontradiction]

Best in show, 2000

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather

[petluck]

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.

[petluck]

the Assman rides again

[petluck]

an upstanding citizen of our great city

[umpireofpopculture]

[010101]

PROVING THAT OUR REACH DOES NOT EXCEED OUR GRASP

[teaboot]

People with 3D printers who make prosthetic fingers and limbs at home are about to come out with some truly wild DUNE ass shit

[cipheramnesia]

Sex toy makers, please also take note.

[kahtiihma]

sex toy makers have already taken note!

Franklin Veaux (@franklinveaux.bsky.social)

First test of the v2.0 articulated core for a new tentacle strapon. Eventually the core will be covered with a silicone tentacle sheath. Yo

[cipheramnesia]

Maybe there is some light in this world after all

[magicratfingers]

not where that’s going

[gumi-megpoidd]

whats sexier

horns

tails

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

no nuance. fight about it

[gumi-megpoidd]

fuck it. round 2

whats sexier

halo

wings

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

halo considering any affix above the head not directly attached

[gumi-megpoidd]

i have a third one

whats sexier

teeth

claws

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

[gumi-megpoidd]

PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW

[kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon]

German trailer for The Thing (1982).

[gobusto]

[fyanimaldiversity]

Melanistic and Albino Southern tamandua (Tamandua tetradactyla) [x] [x]

[angelicguy]

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

[holleywoodlandgestures]

• and now that’s not even attainable

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #and now that's not even attainable? /End ID]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[the-big-mood]

[fagsex]

i love how everything that comes directly out of trumps mouth lately has been "im fat and ugly and going to hell and im kinda scared to be honest. quastion can i ever be truly loved"

[reading-writing-revolution]

Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have apparently released a new version where every joke on every card is fully explained, turning the game into an "Informational product" to make it 100% exempt from Trump's tarriffs:

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/cards-against-humanity-avoids-tariffs-with-an-edition-that-explains-all-the-jokes-says-this-holiday-season-dont-give-donald-trump-a-f-ing-cent/

All profits go to the American Library Association. 💥📚

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cards Against Hunmanity is constantly doing shit like this and I love it so much that it's a fuckign. Bawdy card game company taking a stand all the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it

[startledoctopus]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I should never have made this post because now every time it gets a new note I’m reminded of how wrong that one person on the internet was.

[caspersgraveyard]

reblog to remind them how wrong that one person on the internet was

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

THEY WERE SO WRONG. ON THE INTERNET.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

What were they wrong about?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

NO I AM BEING SO BRAVE ABOUT IT

[toastyphilosopherturtle-deactiv]

It’s been a year- I do believe that the silence has been expired

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

THEY SAID STORIES DON’T NEED CONFLICT BECAUSE HAYAO MIYAZAKI MOVIES ARE GREAT AND DON’T HAVE CONFLICT IN THEM

THEY SAID MIYAZAKI MOVIES

DON’T HAVE

CONFLICT

[friendlyfrankenstein]

op you were in fact braver then any marine what the sam hell

[cosmicretreat]

Drew Struzan, March 18, 1947 – October 13, 2025

RIP to my favorite poster artist of all time. I remember walking down corridors at movie theaters as a kid and a young man, looking at the posters for upcoming movies, and Struzan's posters just getting into my brain and exciting me with adventurous possibilities. Thanks for all the hard work and all of the excitement.

[buffaluff]

if you ever want to scroll through an absolutely inspiring breadth of work, spend an hour or so on drew’s IG. so many movies you hadn’t realized he’d done posters of, behind the scenes sketches of all your faves, artwork that never made it into production, it’s incredible.

and yes he painted all of your favorite movie posters of course, but my favorite were all of the star wars legacy novels he painted in the 90s. i used to stare at them and try to recreate them all the time as a kid:

[segamascott]

[ferrison-horde]

[bakwaaas]

maybe we’re looking at the same moon at the same time tonight

[fnordseer5]

naw i'm looking at elite moons at exclusive times

[silverbridge-harbor]

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor