Mor Tor

Victoria. Fashion Merchandising Student. Costume Designer. I love red lipstick and reading books. 

[waterkangaroo]

dungeon crawler carl is about love. it's about trauma, it's about found family, it's about the power of unionizing and fighting together. this series is a fucking love letter to humanity.

and cats. it's also a love letter to cats.

[goddamnalientourists]

Mordecai: ok so you two are gonna go do this quest and come back right?

Carl: yes we have a fool proof plan

*five minutes later*

Carl over chat: hey Mordecai what's a Demonic Witch of Burning Vengeance ? She's level 300 and shooting fire out of her face

Mordecai: *exasperated manager noises*

[greenekangaroo]

I am only partially through Anarchist's Cookbook but I think we can all agree that Carl's method of problem solving is just. Top tier.

Carl: we will solve this problem with logical steps

Every Other Crawler In Range: you're just. You're just holding dynamite

Carl double fisting explosives that could kill a man with fumes alone: Logical Steps

Only its even BETTER because he doesn't even REALIZE he's doing it?? Like the dynamite is perfectly reasonable look at his flow chart that begins and ends in 'blow them up and steal they stuff' honestly he knows what he's doing calm down and be ready to FUCKING RUN

[itmightbehere]

bitch, what? by Andrew Mar

[himbotheninth]

love telling people abt my favorite characters in dcc bc you've got (in no particular order)

talking princess cat who kills with lasers from her eyes (deeply traumatized)

mr everyday man who is the embodiment of "the human spirit vs the cruel indifference of the universe" and commits act of alien terrorism (has matching nipple rings with his cat) (deeply traumatized)

superpowered horny ai (toxic yaoi edition)

fish with a job (hi, zev!)

decapitated sex doll head (her nussy is acid)

[afk-lost]

Dungeon Crawler Carl really came out here and said the human race can out-stubborn fucking anything, asks what survival is and what you're willing to do for it, and how you carry the weight. that capitalism is violence, and that it breeds violence. that we need to hold each close and do what we can to help when we can, because what else is there?

....it also made me read the word nussy in a context where it makes sense.

[mastahpotato]

Princess donut request here!!!

Can you draw donut in a rubber donut ring in a pool with a sort of laid back vibe to it (you can put Carl in a inflatable if u want to aswell)

:)

She really does 💜

[caimanartsblog]

Carl is "avoids politically charged language but holds beliefs he doesn't realise are political" to a hilarious extent. He incited revolution against an empire live on TV. He planted a bomb on a political agent. He made speeches about how the rich and powerfull are assholes. Cuba? oh, he doesn't know about Cuba, he's not interested in politics.

[driver-kid]

Crawlertober Day 6 - Torches

The Princess Posse extends a required invitation to Princess Donut’s Torch Sale. You will take a torch, and you will leave with a torch. Do not resist.

@crawlertober

[itmightbehere]

Eat that ring by Andrew Mar

[rinienne]

Dungeon Crawler Carl needs a beach episode. I think the AI can facilitate it, because the beach episode will mean everyone will be running down the sand with their bare feet.

[jinmay6]

You could even make it like a special event on the ocean so that Carl has teach the others how to help sail from port to port. And they take a break on a small island that has no one but them so they can relax

(Now I kinda want to see Carl way-find like Moana. Maybe they upgrade there ship thru quests? I’m only on book 3 but it would be cool to see Carl share a bit of himself with the others and vice versa. Maybe he could get Katia some paint and show Mordecai different mushrooms on different islands that he knows about and show donut so much more of the sea)

[nat-20s]

i think one of my personal favorite aspects of the dungeon crawler carl series is watching Carl, a cishet dude, avoid any sexual or romantic subplots with the deftness of a trained aroace.

[toastedjam]

This is absolutely at its funniest in the Butcher’s Masquerade. His female companion who he’s been training for the last 2 books leaves the party then partway through says that she needs to talk to him about something important in person before the end of the floor but then she shows back up with a new boyfriend and Carl is just like “she was a sister to me lol” and it turns out that she just wanted to talk about their respective drug addictions or something (I might not have read to the part where what that discussion actually was was revealed, but the drug thing is funnier). Then a naked elf chick gives him the fuck me eyes and he just ignores her. And his ex girlfriend comes back from the dead in a prom dress and his cat berates the shit out of her.

Meanwhile the 1 month old dinosaur with an overprotective mom and FUCKING LOUIS are getting more action than him.

Bro is just too locked in for snu snu I guess.

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[thehauntingofjulia]

MST3K - Bride of the Monster, 1993

[itmightbehere]

Another emotional support DCC meme dump post! None of these are mine, as usual.

One Two Three Four

[spilledinkco]

Personally, I would lean into the AIs foot fetish if it would keep me alive.

[maladomani]

This is the cover art to the Dungeon Crawler Carl Unstoppable card game. I think. I’m not really clear on what the “Unstoppable” system is. Art by Luciano Fleitas.