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Please be honest.....reblog if you actually care about me
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isnât it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an âorientationâ or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.Â
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
Iâve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought âno way do I have any of them following meâ until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin âMAPâ (pedophile) followers sad to find out Iâm an âantiâ (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG
I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:
if you support pedophilia,
kindly get the fuck off of my blog.
Thanks.
đȘđ thereâs the door
Fucking go
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Appetite -Â
craving, demand, gluttony, greed, hunger, inclination, insatiable, longing, lust, passion, ravenousness, relish, taste, thirst, urge, voracity, weakness, willingness, yearning, ardor, dedication, desire, devotion, enthusiasm, excitement, fervor, horny, intensity, keenness, wholeheartedness, zeal
Arouse - agitate, awaken, electrify, enliven, excite, entice, foment, goad, incite, inflame, instigate, kindle, provoke, rally, rouse, spark, stimulate, stir, thrill, waken, warm, whet, attract, charm, coax, fire up, fuel, heat up, lure, produce, stir up, tantalize, tease, tempt, thrum, torment, wind up, work up
Assault - attack, advancing, aggressive, assailing, charging, incursion, inundated, invasion, offensive, onset, onslaught, overwhelmed, ruinous, tempestuous, strike, violation, ambush, assail, barrage, bombard, bombardment, crackdown, wound Beautiful - admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, bewitching, charming, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, exquisite, fascinating, gorgeous, graceful, grand, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, stunning, sublime, attractive, beguiling, captivating, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, eye-catching, fetching, fine, fine-looking, good-looking, handsome, inviting, lovely, mesmeric, mesmerizing, pretty, rakish, refined, striking, tantalizing, tempting Brutal - atrocious, barbarous, bloodthirsty, callous, cruel, feral, ferocious, hard, harsh, heartless, inhuman, merciless, murderous, pitiless, remorseless, rough, rude, ruthless, savage, severe, terrible, unmerciful, vicious, bestial, brute, brutish, cold-blooded, fierce, gory, nasty, rancorous, sadistic, uncompromising, unfeeling, unforgiving, unpitying, violent, wild Burly â able-bodied, athletic, beefy, big, brawny, broad-shouldered, bulky, dense, enormous, great, hard, hardy, hearty, heavily built, heavy, hefty, huge, husky, immense, large, massive, muscular, mighty, outsized, oversized, powerful, powerfully built, prodigious, robust, solid, stalwart, stocky, stout, strapping, strong, strongly built, sturdy, thick, thickset, tough, well-built, well-developed Carnal - animalistic, bodily, impure, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lustful, physical, prurient, salacious, sensuous, voluptuous, vulgar, wanton, , coarse, crude, dirty, raunchy, rough, unclean Dangerous - alarming, critical, fatal, formidable, impending, malignant, menacing, mortal, nasty, perilous, precarious, pressing, serious, terrible, threatening, treacherous, urgent, vulnerable, wicked, acute, damaging, deadly, death-defying, deathly, destructive, detrimental, explosive, grave, harmful, hazardous, injurious, lethal, life-threatening, noxious, poisonous, risky, severe, terrifying, toxic, unsafe, unstable, venomous Dark - atrocious, corrupt, forbidding, foul, infernal, midnight, morbid, ominous, sinful, sinister, somber, threatening, twilight, vile, wicked, abject, alarming, appalling, baleful, bizarre, bleak, bloodcurdling, boding evil, chilling, cold, condemned, creepy, damned, daunting, demented, desolate, dire, dismal, disturbing, doomed, dour, dread, dreary, dusk, eerie, fear, fearsome, frightening, ghastly, ghostly, ghoulish, gloom, gloomy, grave, grim, grisly, gruesome, hair-raising, haunted, hideous, hopeless, horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrific, horrifying, horror, ill-fated, ill-omened, ill-starred, inauspicious, inhospitable, looming, lost, macabre, malice, malignant, menacing, murky, mysterious, night, panic, pessimistic, petrifying, scary, shadows, shadowy, shade, shady, shocking, soul-destroying, sour, spine-chilling, spine-tingling, strange, terrifying, uncanny, unearthly, unlucky, unnatural, unnerving, weird, wretched Delicious - enticing, exquisite, luscious, lush, rich, savory, sweet, tasty, tempting, appetizing, delectable, flavorsome, full of flavor, juicy, lip-smacking, mouth-watering, piquant, relish, ripe, salty, spicy, scrummy, scrumptious, succulent, tangy, tart, tasty, yummy, zesty Ecstasy - delectation, delirium, elation, euphoria, fervor, frenzy, joy, rapture, transport, bliss, excitement, happiness, heaven, high, paradise, rhapsody, thrill, blissful, delighted, elated, extremely happy, in raptures (of delight), in seventh heaven, jubilant, on cloud nine, overexcited, overjoyed, rapturous, thrilled Ecstatic - delirious, enraptured, euphoric, fervent, frenzied, joyous, transported, wild Erotic - amatory, amorous, aphrodisiac, carnal, earthy, erogenous, fervid, filthy, hot, impassioned, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, seductive, sensual, sexual, spicy, steamy, stimulating, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, tantalizing Gasp - catch of breath, choke, gulp, heave, inhale, pant, puff, snort, wheeze, huff, rasp, sharp intake of air, short of breath, struggle for breath, swallow, winded Heated - ardent, avid, excited, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, frenzied, furious, impassioned, intense, passionate, raging, scalding, scorched, stormy, tempestuous, vehement, violent, ablaze, aflame, all-consuming, blazing, blistering, burning, crazed, explosive, febrile, feverish, fired up, flaming, flushed, frantic, hot, hot-blooded, impatient, incensed, maddening, obsessed, possessed, randy, searing, sizzling, smoldering, sweltering, torrid, turbulent, volatile, worked up, zealous Hunger - appetite, ache, craving, gluttony, greed, longing, lust, mania, mouth-watering, ravenous, voracious, want, yearning, thirst Hungry - avid, carnivorous, covetous, craving, eager, greedy, hungered, rapacious, ravenous, starved, unsatisfied, voracious, avaricious, desirous, famished, grasping, insatiable, keen, longing, predatory, ravening, starving, thirsty, wanting Intense - forceful, severe, passionate, acute, agonizing, ardent, anxious, biting, bitter, burning, close, consuming, cutting, deep, eager, earnest, excessive, exquisite, extreme, fervent, fervid, fierce, forcible, great, harsh, impassioned, keen, marked, piercing, powerful, profound, severe, sharp, strong, vehement, violent, vivid, vigorous Liquid - damp, cream, creamy, dripping, ichorous, juicy, moist, luscious, melted, moist, pulpy, sappy, soaking, solvent, sopping, succulent, viscous, wet / aqueous, broth, elixir, extract, flux, juice, liquor, nectar, sap, sauce, secretion, solution, vitae, awash, moisture, boggy, dewy, drenched, drip, drop, droplet, drowning, flood, flooded, flowing, fountain, jewel, leaky, milky, overflowing, saturated, slick, slippery, soaked, sodden, soggy, stream, swamp, tear, teardrop, torrent, waterlogged, watery, weeping Lithe - agile, lean, pliant, slight, spare, sinewy, slender, supple, deft, fit, flexible, lanky, leggy, limber, lissom, lissome, nimble, sinuous, skinny, sleek, slender, slim, svelte, trim, thin, willowy, wiry Moan - beef, cry, gripe, grouse, grumble, lament, lamentation, plaint, sob, wail, whine, bemoan, bewail, carp, deplore, grieve, gripe, grouse, grumble, keen, lament, sigh, sob, wail, whine, mewl Moving - (exciting,) affecting, effective  arousing, awakening, breathless, dynamic, eloquent, emotional, emotive, expressive, fecund, far-out, felt in gut, grabbed by, gripping, heartbreaking, heartrending, impelling, impressive, inspirational, meaningful, mind-bending, mind-blowing, motivating, persuasive, poignant, propelling, provoking, quickening, rallying, rousing, significant, stimulating, simulative, stirring, stunning, touching, awe-inspiring, energizing, exhilarating, fascinating, heart pounding, heart stopping, inspiring, riveting, thrilling Need - compulsion, demand, desperate, devoir, extremity, impatient longing, must, urge, urgency / desire, appetite, avid, burn, craving, eagerness, fascination, greed, hunger, insatiable, longing, lust, taste, thirst, voracious, want, yearning, ache, addiction, aspiration, desire, fever, fixation, hankering, hope, impulse, inclination, infatuation, itch, obsession, passion, pining, wish, yen Pain - ache, afflict, affliction, agony, agonize, anguish, bite, burn, chafe, distress, fever, grief, hurt, inflame, laceration, misery, pang, punish, sting, suffering, tenderness, throb, throe, torment, torture, smart Painful - aching, agonizing, arduous, awful, biting, burning, caustic, dire, distressing, dreadful, excruciating, extreme, grievous, inflamed, piercing, raw, sensitive, severe, sharp, tender, terrible, throbbing, tormenting, angry, bleeding, bloody, bruised, cutting, hurting, injured, irritated, prickly, skinned, smarting, sore, stinging, unbearable, uncomfortable, upsetting, wounded Perverted - aberrant, abnormal, corrupt, debased, debauched, defiling, depraved, deviant, monstrous, tainted, twisted, vicious, warped, wicked, abhorrent, base, decadent, degenerate, degrading, dirty, disgusting, dissipated, dissolute, distasteful, hedonistic, immodest, immoral, indecent, indulgent, licentious, nasty, profligate, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shameful, shameless, sickening, sinful, smutty, sordid, unscrupulous, vile Pleasurable - charming, gratifying, luscious, satisfying, savory, agreeable, delicious, delightful, enjoyable, nice, pleasant, pleasing, soothing, succulent Pleasure - bliss, delight, gluttony, gratification, relish, satisfaction, thrill, adventure, amusement, buzz, contentment, delight, desire, ecstasy, enjoyment, excitement, fun, happiness, harmony, heaven, joy, kick, liking, paradise, seventh heaven Rapacious- avaricious, ferocious, furious, greedy, predatory, ravening, ravenous, savage, voracious, aggressive, gluttonous, grasping, insatiable, marauding, plundering Rapture - bliss, ecstasy, elation, exaltation, glory, gratification, passion, pleasure, floating, unbridled joy Rigid - adamant, austere, definite, determined, exact, firm, hard, rigorous, solid, stern, uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, concrete, fixed, harsh, immovable, inflexible, obstinate, resolute, resolved, severe, steadfast, steady, stiff, strong, strict, stubborn, taut, tense, tight, tough, unbending, unchangeable, unwavering Sudden - abrupt, accelerated, acute, fast, flashing, fleeting, hasty, headlong, hurried, immediate, impetuous, impulsive, quick, quickening, rapid, rash, rushing, swift, brash, brisk, brusque, instant, instantaneous, out of the blue, reckless, rushed, sharp, spontaneous, urgent, without warning Thrust - (forward) advance, drive, forge, impetus, impulsion, lunge, momentum, onslaught, poke, pressure, prod, propulsion, punch, push, shove, power, proceed, progress, propel (push hard) assail, assault, attack, bear down, buck, drive, force, heave, impale, impel, jab, lunge, plunge, press, pound, prod, ram, shove, stab, transfix, urge, bang, burrow, cram, gouge, jam, pierce, punch, slam, spear, spike, stick Thunder-struck - amazed, astonished, aghast, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dazed, dazed, dismayed, overwhelmed, shocked, staggered, startled, stunned, gob-smacked, bewildered, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, horrified, incredulous, surprised, taken aback Torment - agony, anguish, hurt, misery, pain, punishment, suffering, afflict, angst, conflict, distress, grief, heartache, misfortune, nightmare, persecute, plague, sorrow, strife, tease, test, trial, tribulation, torture, turmoil, vex, woe Touch - (physical) - blow, brush, caress, collide, come together, contact, converge, crash, cuddle, embrace, feel, feel up, finger, fondle, frisk, glance, glide, graze, grope, handle, hit, hug, impact, join, junction, kiss, lick, line, manipulate, march, massage, meet, nudge, palm, partake, pat, paw, peck, pet, pinch, probe, push, reach, rub, scratch, skim, slide, smooth, strike, stroke, suck, sweep, tag, tap, taste, thumb, tickle, tip, touching, toy, bite, bump, burrow, buss, bury, circle, claw, clean, clutch, cover, creep, crush, cup, curl, delve, dig, drag, draw, ease, edge, fiddle with, flick, flit, fumble, grind, grip, grub, hold, huddle, knead, lap, lave, lay a hand on, maneuver, manhandle, mash, mold, muzzle, neck, nestle, nibble, nip, nuzzle, outline, play, polish, press, pull, rasp, ravish, ream, rim, run, scoop, scrabble, scrape, scrub, shave, shift, shunt, skate, slip, slither, smack, snake, snuggle, soothe, spank, splay, spread, squeeze, stretch, swipe, tangle, tease, thump, tongue, trace, trail, tunnel twiddle, twirl, twist, tug, work, wrap (mental) - communicate, examine, inspect, perception, scrutinize Wet - bathe, bleed, burst, cascade, course, cover, cream, damp, dampen, deluge, dip, douse, drench, dribble, drip, drizzle, drool, drop, drown, dunk, erupt, flood, flow, gush, immerse, issue, jet, leach, leak, moisten, ooze, overflow, permeate, plunge, pour, rain, rinse, run, salivate, saturate, secrete, seep, shower, shoot, slaver, slobber, slop, slosh, sluice, spill, soak, souse, spew, spit, splash, splatter, spout, spray, sprinkle, spurt, squirt, steep, stream, submerge, surge, swab, swamp, swill, swim, trickle, wash, water Wicked - abominable, amoral, atrocious, awful, base, barbarous, dangerous, debased, depraved, distressing, dreadful, evil, fearful, fiendish, fierce, foul, heartless, hazardous, heinous, immoral, indecent, intense, mean, nasty, naughty, nefarious, offensive, profane, scandalous, severe, shameful, shameless, sinful, terrible, unholy, vicious, vile, villainous, wayward, bad, criminal, cruel, deplorable, despicable, devious, ill-intentioned, impious, impish, iniquitous, irreverent, loathsome, Machiavellian, mad, malevolent, malicious, merciless, mischievous, monstrous, perverse, ruthless, spiteful, uncaring, unkind, unscrupulous, vindictive, virulent, wretched Writhe - agonize, bend, jerk, recoil, lurch, plunge, slither, squirm, struggle, suffer, thrash, thresh, twist, wiggle, wriggle, angle, arc, bow, buck, coil, contort, convulse, curl, curve, fidget, fight, flex, go into spasm, grind, heave, jiggle, jolt, kick, rear, reel, ripple, resist, roll, lash, lash out, screw up, shake, shift, slide, spasm, stir, strain, stretch, surge, swell, swivel, thrust, turn violently, tussle, twitch, undulate, warp, worm, wrench, wrestle, yank
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I Need to Talk About Owen Gray
Issa dissertation less gooooo!!!!
My appetite for masturbation and porn has declined sharply in the last couple of years. The cum, rinse, and repeat cycle has grown repetitive, vacuous and demoralizing. And with porn in the mix (Itâs always in the mix.), I feel like some kind of perverted third wheel whoâs paid for dinner as a bribe for her friends to get it on in front of her.
So a couple months ago, my periodâs due, and Iâm sitting in the bathtub with severely depleted estrogen levels and a vibrator full of fresh Duracells, mining PornHub like a total loser. My âRecommended Videosâ suck, âMy Favorites" suck, and if tears were cum, then I was about to give myself one hell of a facial. God knows why, but I give it one more shot.
The guy in the videoâs got some serious ink that Iâm not sure how to feel about. Heâs so thin, I wonder if he is okay. I stop the video and navigate away. But part of me screams that Iâm being unfair. I go back.
My God, he is interesting looking. The girl, whoâs on the receiving end of some pretty standard piston action, is blonde and adorable. Whether sheâs enjoying herself is hard to say. UntilâŠ
He pulls out and goes down on her. A rare move in porn. The requisite âstop every five minutes and give me a blowjobâ is pornographic meat and potatoes (emphasis on the meat), but the reverse is pretty rare. So male performers always get points for that in my book.
Especially if theyâre good. And heâs good. If the curl of her toes is any indication. Sheâs also making those little breathy, innocent sounds women start to make when the getting is good; and this was getting good. But thenâŠ.THEEEENNNâŠ
MUTHERFUCKING HITACHI!!!!!!!
Yâall donât understand. Iâve been watching porn almost 2/3 of my life. NEVER have I seen a male performer willing to go so hard for his partnerâs orgasm that he pulls out the MUTHERFUCKING HITATCHI mid-fuck. Boy had me like:
Itâs a done deal. Iâm liking, Iâm subscribing, and I am most definitely cumming to this video. Here comes the finale, and damned if this boy doesnât have the prettiest dick. But back to that later. My disgusting ass loves creampies, so Iâm all into the shit when he nuts. But after he nuts? AFTER.HE.NUTS???
KISSY TO CHOKEY RATIO
After he nuts, he starts kissing this girl up like itâs foreplay, but itâs not foreplay!!! Itâs a mutherfucking BENEDICTION. Itâs like âthank you for sharing this experience with me; I respect you as a performer and as a human being!â No, thank you, Owen Gray for being such a fucking gentleman đ.
But he doesnât just save kisses for the end. Further (very dignified and not at all thirsty) exploration of his catalog revealed heâs generous with his kisses from start to finish. Couple that with laser-like focus on his partner throughout, and we have ourselves a new favorite.
And not to get all maudlin, but seeing other women marginalized in (both amateur and professional) porn takes its fucking toll. I nearly cried once after seeing a guy plow a girl with such single-minded determination that he never even looked at her until after he finished; and he was met with thunderous applause from men in the comments section.
Conversely, itâs refreshing and oddlyâŠnourishing(?) to watch Owen, a performer who, apparently, means to fuck a woman rather than just a pussy⊠(((*Sheds horny tear.*)))
âŠBut will still choke a bitch! A girl on IG once said Owen has âthe perfect kissy to chokey ratio.â As disconcertingly childlike as she worded this, she was right. Some male performers are conscientious at the expense of being entertaining. Owen manages to be sensual and generous while remaining dominant and exciting.
âThe guyâs got a nice piece on him.â
Yes, Bert Kreischer, he does. I donât know how many inches, and I donât care. Itâs BIG. And meaty. Thereâs dick, and then thereâs MEAT DICK. MEAT DICK is what I call a dick that tapers slightly at the base and head, and is widest at the midpoint. In other words, itâs shaped more like a football than a mushroom. MEAT DICK is my favorite because I donât know whether to fuck it or put it in a hoagie roll and grab a jar of mustard. Either way, itâs a win.
âHeâs skinny as shit.â
Right again, Bert Kreischer. Thereâs a whole lot of something special about the juxtaposition of a big, meaty dick against a tall, lean frame. Same for a pert, rounded ass. Owen has both, and itâs fucking sexy. Heâs also well-defined, and watching his muscles work while he fucks is hypnotic.
âHis tattoos are badass.â
It didnât take me long to decide I liked them. Iâve never seen anything like them, and I invite every man to watch Owenâs work, if only for the impetus to raise their tattoo game. They just fucking work. So fuck you, and your barbed wire biceps. Haters.
âHe sounds gay.â
While this statement cracked me up, I disagree.
I too watched the Jay Taylor interview to hear what he sounded like and what he had to say. Although more soft-spoken than I had expected, I didnât think he sounded âgayâ or âeffeminateâ as Bert said. But I did take a couple of things away from that interview (and a few other interviews): 1.) I am never watching a Jay Taylor porn (again) and 2.)âŠ
I Like the Way He Talks
About sex. ThisâŠ
Itâs likeâŠ
I need a second.
Because I didnât think being turned on by the WAY. SOMEONE. TALKS. ABOUT. SEX. was a thing? The way they talk during sex? Sure. ButâŠ
You always get the feeling men who speak of sex immaturely arenât really evolved enough to be having it. Thereâs a lot of âtee hee heeâ around sex talk, even among men who are very experienced (sometimes pros even). When they describe their encounters, theyâre too macho, too coarse or too immature.
Owen talks about sex like a grown ass man. I find the way he describes sex almost shockingly matter-of-fact. Even when discussing graphic sex acts, heâs frank, straight-forward and seemingly nonchalant. The ability to discuss oneâs experiences and skill set without bravado or sensationalism, I think, is a sign of mastery. And while Iâm unsure if he goes around describing himself as a âmaster of sex,â thereâs no denying he brings a certain dignity and intellectualism to the conversation.
And thatâs hot as fuck.
I Like the Way He Looks
This man does not look like a porn star. Heâs not some cheesy, California guy with a fake tan, big muscles and artificially hairless skin. (No offense to guys who do look like that. Iâve beat my clit to plenty of you too.)
Heâs on some undercover shit. Like a sexual Batman. I see this guy in the street, and Iâm thinkingâŠmaybe writer? Mortician? Artisanal cheese maker?
But you take off the bat ears and cape and whatâs underneath? A mutherfucking SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS!!!!
Sexual.
Tyranno.
Saurus.
Yâall donât understand what kind of raging hard-on I have for juxtaposition, irony, duality â whatever you want to call it. This clean cut, soft-spoken, artistic, intelligent dude will come out of his clothes and blow your fucking back out, and if thatâs not the Websterâs definition of âMerry Fucking Christmas,â then I donât know what the fuck is.
Highlight Reel
Speaking of alternate universe jobs for Owen Gray, letâs pretend heâs a star QB and a first round draft pick for a team called MY PUSSY. Whatâs in the highlight reel?
*Literally any shot of him staring a girl down while heâs got his dick in her. Intense. SECKSSEA. Especially in profile. Anyone who thinks this man is ugly is not paying attention.
*KISSING! Especially tummy and boobies. That shit is sweet!
*Any clip of him pushing his hair out of his face while fucking. One time, I couldnât even cum about it. Just had to stop the video, put my face in my hands, and try to come to terms with what Iâd just seen.
*Him using his leg to push a girlâs legs apart. Donât look at me.
IâM OBSSESSED WITH OWEN GRAY
Iâm not. But I am obsessed with âIâm Obsessed with Owen Gray,â the XConfessions film starring him and Cintia Shapiro.
Look.
Sheâs fucking adorable, and sheâs the perfect avatar for any girl whoâs ever wished she could skip the shy, awkward crap and just fuck her crush on sight. I am effectively ruined for all other porn scenes FOREVER and EVER. AMEN. (Their second scene together is honestly just as good though.)
I think thatâs it. Evidently, Iâm as far up this guyâs ass as everyone else and havenât really said anything new. I just had to vent because itâs what I do.
EPILOGUE
Wherein I discuss the current state of my sexual dysfunction and express shame that I rambled long enough to warrant anything like an epilogue.
I havenât cum to an Owen Gray video since the second one I watched. I watched many more on PH, bought some from MV. I watched them all with intellectual curiosity and enjoyed them quite a bit, but never wanted to touch myself about it.
I havenât cum to anyone elseâs videos either.
I havenât had an orgasm in almost a month.
Iâve reached a point where Iâd rather feel sexually frustrated than be visually reminded of all the sex Iâm not having. For me, most porn has become off-putting, masturbation is meaningless, and orgasms feel like violence. Part of me fantasizes never having to watch porn or masturbate ever again.
So, if Owen turns out to be my last great porn discovery, then to God(?) be the glory. Heâs a fucking treasure in the industry, and may even be a catalyst for positive change. Heâs setting an example for men (like Bert Kreischer, who confessed to stealing that one move) and giving hope to women. And probably a lot of people in between. Â
If I ever do feel like masturbating again, it will probably be to an Owen Gray video. Itâs gonna be girly juice and tender feelings everywhere.
REBLOG IF YOU THINK GAY MARRIAGE IS OKAY.
I want to come out to my very christian opinionated family. I will write everyoneâs URL in a notebook and present it to them with a letter at the end once itâs complete. Please, I need your help.
Look at all the notes. Look at all the smart people
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How to Tell a Woman is Faking It: General Rules of Thumb
Peeking out of retirement to speak on this.
So Iâm on PornHub getting wet over Ryan Madison vids, as you do. I come across one where heâs up to his usual shit, but according to over 230 likes in the comments, this one somehow stands heads and shoulders above the rest. Why?
Because this time, the chick âreaaaallly seems into it!â âGreat chemistry!â âI think she really wanted him to cum in her!â
I re-watch, thinking Iâd missed something, but nope. This chick remained one of the worst fakers, and these poor bastards didnât know the difference.
Iâm here to put you niggas on.
How to Tell a Woman is Faking: General Rules of Thumb
1.) Loud, Staccato Noises
This chickâs (and so many othersâ) tell was a litany of loud moans that all sounded the same in tone, pitch and volume. To the untrained (i.e. typical male) ear, the volume and consistency suggested intensity, when in reality it was just bad acting.
Her entire focus was on MAKING NOISE bc there was no PHYSICAL pleasure to preoccupy her. A woman headed for a real nut does not have the mental capacity to make sure she sounds âgoodâ
A pleasured woman releases (notice I didnât say âmakesâ as that suggests manufacture) a varied series of sounds - grunts, groans, sighs, coos, whimpers, screams and swears - all at different intensities, pitch and volume. The sounds are unchecked bc sheâs too preoccupied with cumming to give a damn.
And let me tell you, if a womanâs cumming hard, she can sound every bit as guttural as a man. If all youâre ever getting is gentle, Princess Peach sighs, youâre stroke is likely lacking.
*If she sounds like sheâs giving birth, youâre doing it right.*
Note: A lot of ladies make little or no noise at all, and thatâs fine. She will still give you physical cues. If she starts grabbing at your hair, shoulders, ass or arms, sheâs into it. Rubbing her clit is a good sign too. (Watch how she rubs it, then pull out and replicate her movements with the tip of your dick. Thank me later.) Means it feels good and sheâs trying to make it feel even better.
2.) Limp Feet
If sheâs not a.) driving her heels into the mattress (or into your back), b.) flexing her feet, or c.) curling her toes, odds she came are SLIM to NONE. If you are a girl who can cum hard without getting your feet involuntarily involved, please let me know bc you are a rare and beautiful bird.
3.) Talking Shit
Dirty talk is great in the beginning, but if sheâs doing it non-stop, sheâs probably nowhere near cumming. She shouldâve at least paused at the moment of climax. When itâs on, I canât even remember my own fucking name, much less encourage you to fill my dirty fuckhole with your hot man mustard. If youâve done your job right, your girl should barely be coherent, much less conversational.
4.) Excessive Smiling or Giggling
Same idea as above. Getting fucked to within an inch or your life is no laughing matter. If youâre really about to make me cum hard, my only concerns are grabbing onto something and trying to survive. I ainât got no time to be flirty or cute with you.
5.) Blank or Unchanging Facial Expression
One of the last vids I watched was of a flawless black goddess clearly enjoying every stroke she was getting. Her noises were genuine and sexy, a natural expression of the pleasure she was feeling. Her expression looked a bit like she was going to cry.
Some dumbass comments, âBoy, she makes it look like it hurts.â
Iâm not mad at dumbass. Just disappointed at how grossly mislead some of you guys are.
Understand, good dick humbles us. It makes us want to be better people. Makes us appreciate life, love and Godâs beautiful creation. It makes us want to water our plants more consistently, suck our manâs dick better, adopt a puppy. And when we feel this way, we sometimes look like we want to cry a little because maybe sometimes we do. A lil.
An authentic female orgasm face can also include:
a.) look of actual outrage at how good the dick is,
b.) look of tender awe like weâre seeing Jesus at the Transfiguration bc your dick has saved our soul
c.) look of mild disgust with ourselves bc we know weâll now put up with anything to keep getting such quality dick
Thatâs about it. I know some fellas are savvy enough to have put all this together already, but Iâm shocked and saddened at the number of men are totally fooled.
Please support your pornstars. They are earning a living, and itâs not their fault the sex is garbage. Like a lot of girls irl, they just wanna to make you cum, even if they canât:(
Please take these cues to heart. If you spot your chick faking, do better.
TL;DR Too loud, monotone, smiley and consistently so - sheâs faking. Looks and sounds slightly mournful, exhibits little control of body and voice, sheâs cumming.
Woah, I did not expect such a deep analysis! Most interesting read, will review many times.
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