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Hello! I'm lucy, a teenager from some small town in the United States. I like art, music, and books. Feel free to PM me if you wanna chat.

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Your username is yours to keep. 

Remember this moment forever.

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Eh.

[georgetakei]

Run babies, run! Source: Nerdgasm

[georgetakei]

I love a good bag of uncooked rice.  Non-Sexual Sensations That Feel Amazing.

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Sketchbook page from this morning where me & Marian redesigned harley quinn. She has a horn now & only speaks French

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[rangerwarrior123]

Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right. 

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Queued

[i-am-a-little-boy]

no words needed

[alittlerobotkid]

Beautiful.

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every parent should see this and take notes omg

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Maybe if my parents had done this instead of mocking me and taking my stuff, I would have been encouraged to get better, or at least talk to them.

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*close to crying right now*

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Vintage Covers of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Published in 1882. A different take from what we’re used to seeing.

1932 illustration by Nino Carbe, a Walt Disney artist

Lion’s collectable 1953. 

1963 from Airmont classics

Signet Classics 1965 edition

Fantasy illustrator Boris Vallejo brings Frankenstein into the 1990s.

Another cover brought in the 1990’s. He is portrayed as more human than monster. 

Source

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[fuks]

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Hello big boy!

[skypestripper]

ok but honestly? how does this lion not maul the fuck out of him.

[piss-pirate]

Lions are huge kittens

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He’s probably been with these lions for quite a while. The grunting noises the lion makes (or “chuffling” as it’s known as) are his way of saying “hello” to his human friend. Lions have pretty good memories, too, so if the lion was raised as a cub by this dude, it’s very likely he’ll remember him as an adult. And if the lion shows affection to this guy, then his pride will pretty much be like: “Ok he’s cool we’ll love him too”.

[prokopetz]

Plus, social apex predators are generally pretty mellow. It’s the solitary types and the herbivores you’ve gotta watch out for. Especially the latter - large herbivores are assholes.

[jswander]

This is Kevin Richardson!!

He is a badass and has worked for almost twenty years with a ton of lions like these ones. He has his own unique style of handling the lions where he spends countless man hours with the cats, often hand-rearing them from a very young age. The result is he is an “honorary lion” in several of the prides that he oversees in this park in South Africa. He will often go for walks with them like this, or take naps or be just generally cuddly with the lions to enforce the social bond. 

He honestly loves these guys like they’re family, and as a result is able to use the lions in films and adverts in a way that is very low-stress for the animals due to their incredible faith in him. Currently he has a youtube channel where you can see him working with the animals and promoting wildlife conservation and awareness :D!

[stephanyyl]

What an absolutely rewarding luxury

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

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515-808-2632 - Iowa line that rings then plays the John Cena intro meme

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good to know

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Instagram: @depechegurl

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this is like some next level shit man

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#sofuckinghot

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Hullo

Talk to me, anyone~

[fullpraxisnow]

#DearNonNatives happened yesterday. Signal boost this and support! This hashtag needs more traction.

[diningwithdana]

Everyday Halloween Makeup Tutorials

Hey Fab Bats! Ever see folks with really elaborate facial art like The Gothic Mermaid, Hello Batty or Meltychocolatemoon? I personally wear the same makeup every day. Sorry, I’m just drawn that way… Don’t get me wrong, I love a good makeup tutorial! In all realness, what is labeled “Halloween” really means “mourning routine”. I dug around the nets to find, amidst the spiders, some casual, professional or night looks…all with a vile vibe. Let’s roll the full moon in, grab our beauty bags and get to ghoulin’:

Dark:

Wednesday Addams

Morticia Addams

Lydia Deetz - Beetlejuice

Alice - Alice Madness Returns

Mrs. Lovett - Sweeney Todd

Queen Akasha - Queen of the Damned

Maleficient - Sleeping Beauty

Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit

“Evil” Elsa - Frozen

Princess Zelda - Zelda

Rochelle Goyle - Monster High

The Craft Witch Inspired

Dark Shadows Inspired

Little Red Riding Hood

Sexy Vampire

Victorian Vampire

Vampy Glam

Bloody Princess

Quick Skeleton Makeup and Teased Hair

Zombie Bride

Zombie Marie Antoinette

Dead Girl

Eerie Fantasy:

Explosive Fairy Eye Makeup 

Fallen Angel Dark Fairy

Forest Fairy

Off with the Fairies

Snow Fairy

Hobbit/Elfen Look

Mermaid Makeup

Exotic Mermaid

“Dark Queen” Fantasy Inspired Makeup

Porcelain Doll

Marie Antoinette Doll

Comics:

Harley Quinn

Deadpool

The Amazing Spiderman

Iron Man

Vintage and Historical:

Cleopatra

90s Goth

Siouxsie Makeup

80s Inspired Look

Historically Accurate 1960s Mod Look

1950s Pinup Girl

Historically Accurate 1950s Makeup

Iconic 1940s Makeup

1930s Old Hollywood Glamour

Josephine Baker

1920s Flapper Cabaret

What’s your everyday look? Any favs on the list? Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Or does it bring them…closer… Comment!

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Questions? ✝ Help me keep posting!

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Yaaaass

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<3

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So fucking tired

I’m so fucking tired

thanks for reading. kthxbai

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[official-sovietunion]

decode your teen's texts

lmao: lenin, mao, and others

brb: bringing rad bolsheviks

kmrc: karl marx was really cool

ittiu: i think trotsky is underrated 

rtcm: reading the communist manifesto 

pilsalbway: personally i liked stalin better, what about you?