WhiteHairWitch

[ofhopeandcandyfloss]

I’m sorry, Tony.

[insomniac-arrest]

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

[cantinasband]

[antoniosbanderas]

Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.

Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh

[yesmomimgay]

It’s coming up on one year since my miscarriage and I still can’t seem to get over it. I think about it every single day. Although it wasn’t a planned pregnancy, we embraced it and were very excited for it, so when we found out I lost the baby it was devastating for both my boyfriend and I. And we also found out I have an immune disorder (forget what it’s called) which is going to make it very hard to carry a pregnancy full term. I have no problem conceiving though. I want to try again but I don’t know if it’s just the sadness talking or if I’m actually ready. Any advice is greatly appreciated

[lubricates]

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

[between-stars-and-waves]

Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote.

[dr-archeville]

What the absolute fuck?

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[girlfromthe-subway]

[anarchy-kisses]

The tumblr ban depresses me because you can make a stupid post and get 10k notes whereas twitter you have to steal tweets to get clout and have clear skin and be hot and on Instagram you have to be hot and photogenic. Tumblr is just a bunch of depressed, drunk, gay, demonic idiots let loose in a forest not having to impress anyone and none of us care to be attractive, we’re the true trash. I will defend my trash until the end. (I’m the gay demonic idiot)

[mysharona1987]

[toastbutteregg]

this

[earlysea]

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

[dekutree]

[kyian]

Iconic

[homunculusalphonse]

This is probably one of the best moments in Spongebob’s history.

[bob-belcher]

Chadwick Boseman surprised Black Panther fans while they thank him.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”

[caribrevolution]

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[tealesbian]

ok same