[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[funstyle]

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

[fernsnailz]

:(

[basilculverin]

"Would you look at that... What a charming little thing you've made, Henry."

[poligon-sticker]

Birthday cake dungeon

[rogdona]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

[mellifexfarm]

bring your ugly to work day

[desertarchipelago]

Our Lady Who Brings Down Walls. Separation wall in Bethlehem, Occupied West Bank, Palestine

[kosmogrl]

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[389483829843249328493284324]

reminder that i dont have a single art class but go down to the AP class 3x a day and either do nothing or use ¼ cup of paint to make these horrible orangutan paintings and i plan to make more

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"OUR HORRIFIC BAGS" (2005), CPB

[jetix]

Kotori Cafe, 2017/10

[aqwult]

i'm off the penn don't teller

[izzetheking]

i cant find my cyber suit and im freaking out

[izzetheking]

i found it and im wearing it

[izzetheking]

my cyber suit smells bad

[betagrove]

Jeff the Kisser 💋

Tender Man 🫂

BEN Clowned 🤡

Smile Dog 😁

Married Alive 💍