Haunted

My name, as far as you know, is Haunted and this is my Tumblr! Feel free to follow, or whatever. How does one tumblr?

[morningsaidthemoon]

a couple homoerotic trio poses from pinterest lol

[gorespores]

huntrix don’t miss 💕

[shera-dnd]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MRS. MAYBERRY IS A LESBIAN???

Ma'am, how was Martha your fucking lesbian awakening?

The woman you had killed and sent to hell

The woman you had killed and sent to hell because your husband cheated on you with her

A husband who you murder suicided, sending you to hell in the first place

AND ONLY AFTER YOU BOTH MET IN ACTUAL LITERAL HELL DID YOU FIND OUT YOU WERE A LESBIAN

Talk about fucking toxic yuri

Honestly they fucking owe us a short showing how they got together at this point

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it would explain so much about Gotham economics if it turned out the only employers who pay a livable minimum wage are 1) Wayne Enterprises duh, but mainly 2) all of Gotham's assorted villains.

sure henching comes with shitty working conditions, but the benefits package is crazy competitive. they have dental

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gotham's villains are so engrained because supervillainy is the only thing propping up the local economy. henching requires no work experience, provides on-the-job training, and has a diversity hiring program (you're willing to commit crimes in tacky matching uniforms? great you're in, here's your gun and clownsuit)

Batman is constantly throwing money trying to compete but the fact remains that henchpeople are Gotham's largest workforce and will be until minimum wage laws catch up to reality

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love that salt and pepper come in a set. here is salt, a building block of humanity, one of the basic human tastes, essential to life on earth, absolutely fundamental.

and here's pepper. it's fine.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[luna-azzurra]

When a Character Is Grieving Someone They Never Got to Say Goodbye To

✧ They talk about the person in past tense… then correct themselves. Then stop talking entirely.

✧ They touch things that belonged to the person like they’re fragile, sacred, about to disappear.

✧ They hoard the last voicemail, last message, last anything. Play it. Don’t play it. Just knowing it exists hurts enough.

✧ They leave something untouched, an empty seat, a half-packed bag, a coffee order that isn’t theirs.

✧ They get irrationally angry when someone else seems to be “moving on.” As if forgetting is betrayal.

✧ They don’t let themselves cry all at once. It comes in pieces. Like they’re afraid too much grief will drown them.

✧ They over-apologize. For being quiet. For being distant. For not being okay.

✧ They become hyper-aware of time, dates, anniversaries, time zones, the exact moment everything ended.

✧ They get superstitious. Ritualistic. As if doing things "right" might reverse something.

✧ They smile when they talk about the person. But it’s brittle. And it never quite touches their eyes.

[mlobsters]

(tiktok)

cool, calm and collected strongwoman queen, gabi dixson 👑 with the 330lbs per hand

[coldshrugs]

[treesap-blogs]

Adora A-plot in seasons 1-2: woah I deserve love! and I saved the day with my friends! power of friendship is awesome

The Catra B-plot it cuts to:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blows my mind that cheetahs are apex predators. that is the single most anxious creature I have ever seen. at any given moment a cheetah is exactly one stubbed paw away from bursting into tears. that is a sad dripping wet animal, and it's at the top of the local food chain? babygirl what happened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

things I learned from this post:

cheetahs regularly get bullied by lions, hyenas, crocodiles, and baboons

multiple people think this means cheetahs aren't an apex predator/belong lower on the food chain

which is how I learned humans equate social status with position on the food chain. (which is nonsense to anyone who's ever met, for instance, a moose)

an apex predator is just a predator without natural predators of its own. you can be an anxious pathetic mess, but if you're not getting eaten by your neighbors, congrats! you're an apex predator.

i look it up to make sure cheetahs are apex predators

I find out it's not uncommon for cheetah cubs (and very occasionally adults) to be eaten by lions, leopards, hyneas, and even eagles???

well that sure calls into question their apex predator status. out of curiosity i check to see if there are any animals that hunt lions

this is how I discover that cheetahs, lions, hyenas, and leopards will all eat each other's children if presented with an easy opportunity (and sometimes young/elderly/injured adults)

begining to wonder how useful 'apex predator' is as a term

in conclusion, cheetahs are so fast because they are fueled by Grade A+ Ultra Concentrated Anxiety and they need that speed to run away from their problems

[ladyshinga]

[nameless-sdk]

[sourcreammachine]

[noodles-07]

the symbiotic relationship between tumblr and AO3 should be studied in a lab

[noodles-07]

hey you. tumblr user. do you have an AO3 account

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

[wrathfulclam]

[newgin-clever-title-goes-here-d]

just to ease my followers

[lukewarmbreadatamoderatepace]

oh hell yeah you’re absolutely right

[a-queer-little-wombat]

Ohhhhhh, which implies two other amazing outfits:

A tuxedo with extended tails made of peacock tails feathers to be worn on its own by a masc person, to be cross-species same-gender dressing

A simple brown suit of matching time period, worn by a masc person accompanying the femme person wearing *this* gown, so they’re both cross-species cross-dressing

I’m not sure which of these three options I most want to wear first.

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[femmmie]

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

[lucisthings6]

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

[embervoices]

Go polyamory grandparents! That's awesome TBH.

[pressworksonpaperblog]

from “baths”, 1987.

[hollowerror]

*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer

[adhdedrn]

He’s been here the whole time.

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

[mandareeboo]

You're gonna have to tell him about the fire eventually, Blitzo.

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

I mean, as far as we know, Stolas is the person who Blitzo has come closest to actually talking to about the fire? It's possible he's told the rest of IMP, but I kinda doubt it for various reasons regarding each of them. But while he never explicitly brings up the fire, at the end of the episode, he does talk about how his sister hates him for something he did....and while they might have some tensions outside of it, I think most people agree the main reason Barbie hates him in because of the fire and how that caused their mother's death.