This blog is a safe space for sharing feelings about the finale. Hated the ending? Frustrated with queerbaiting and burying your gays? Felt like it was a build up of 15 years to a huge let down? Have a conspiracy theory about why the ending and 15x18 got edited down so much? I’m with you. Feel free to message me, send me an ask, comment, whatever and we can get through this together. ❤️
“Mr. Roy,” the head of the other company he’s written the contract for asks, lowering her glasses.
“One moment,” Kendall replies, stepping out of the room in a panic. He calls Stewy. “Dude, where the hell are you? I need you.”
“Fuck off, Kendall. I don’t give a shit what you need.”
Kendall grits his teeth. “Please, man. I know I fucked up. But I’m about to get eaten alive in there. It’s live or die. I need you.”
“Tell you what, Ken. Go fuck yourself.” Stewy hangs up on him and Kendall clenches his fists, sweating as he returns to the room.
He stares at the clock, counting down the minutes until he can get the hell out of there, knowing he’s already blown the deal. Half an hour later, they reach a confusing line in the contract and Kendall is hanging on by the skin of his teeth, practically shitting his pants.
“Mr. Roy…” The woman clears her throat, lowering her glasses again. “Can you please clarify subsection C paragraph 4 please? The first sentence. It doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the rest of the contract. Is this some kind of joke?”
Kendall hurriedly flips to the section, sweating more profusely. Logan looks like he’s about to snap him in half. His eyes widen as he reads the sentence and suddenly, he needs a glass of water.
“Mr. Roy,” the woman repeats impatiently. “I will not do business with those who appear to be wasting my time. Now, please, clarify this sentence.”
“Uh…” Kendall swallows, but his throat is so dry, it pains him. “It says, uh, I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my…on my—“
“Titties,” Stewy finishes, sauntering into the room with a shit-eating grin. “Got you, Ken.”
“It appears we’re done here.” The woman gets up and leaves the room, shaking her head in disappointment while the vein in Logan’s forehead appears ready to burst.
“That’s why you always proof-read,” Stewy tells him, the smile still stuck on his face as Kendall sits with his head in his hands, wishing he was anywhere but in that room, preferably snorting cocaine off a Victoria Secret model’s body.
happy birthday misha thank you for coming in with enough weird girl energy to stay on the show for 12 years longer than intended thus creating the greatest love story of all time <3
Hellers just keep on winning, don’t we? And I’m so proud to have contributed a few fics to the cause over the years. I feel like a part of history haha.
Hi I just found your blog and Destiel and Lord Huron are my two obsessions and I feel like not enough people know about Lord Huron so I got so excited !!!
ahhhh I’m so glad!!!! Lord Huron is SUCH a good band on its own but adding destiel to the mix??? unbelievable, amazing, powerful, etc. like every song is just!!!!
I’m not coherent right now but I’m just such a fucking tinhatter when it comes to the finale (and cockles tbh) and basically I love you and I’m glad I have tinhat friends lmaoooo
Ahhh that’s so sweet thank you!!! (I don’t consider it to be tinhatting because it’s just facts Lmao)
But I’m glad I have friends on here too! I wouldn’t be able to deal with all this this madness without tumblr.
As a destiel shipper it always seemed to me that Jensen supported Wincest more than destiel. I saw the video of the one incident he shut down kelios but he also shut down destiel multiple times. Isn’t there also a video out there where Jared talks about Wincest and Jensen said you can ship whatever you want and called it a hot fantasy?
Jensen doesn’t really support any ships as far as I know? He just thinks that wincest is funny and treats it like a joke. I’m not sure of what video you’re talking about, but in every video I’ve seen in which Jensen or Jared talk about wincest, they joke about it, but aren’t serious. The actors genuinely don’t care what you ship as long as you don’t shove it in their faces, but I don’t think Jensen would ever genuinely support wincest. And Jensen I think over the years has become more relaxed about Destiel, and as far as I’m concerned, Destiel is canon and wincest is not.
Misha: Oh, you are trying to ask an innocent question about Dean and Cas? Here ... let me dirty it up for you and make it about me and Jensen. No need to thank me. You're welcome.
OH MY GOD this was my question!! I’ll never forget it 😅 and I got in trouble by the way! Creation pulled me aside later and told me I shouldn’t have asked that. But it was Misha’s fault. If anyone wants the full story lmk!
Okay so first of all, when you’re picked to ask a question at a con, you wait in line and when it’s your turn, you tell your question to a creation volunteer first for approval. So I did, it got approved, and I asked the question. And if you watch the linked video, you saw how it went down.
People ask me why I kept trying to quiet him, and it was because 1. I was REALLY nervous. And 2. I was trying not to get in trouble because you’re really not supposed to ask “shipping” questions. As you can tell by my blog, I ship Destiel. And I ship cockles but not in the way that I’d ever feel comfortable talking to Misha about, which is why I was so scared when he started talking about it.
So a few hours later, still at the con, the creation volunteer who had approved my question comes up to me and is like “hey, you got me in trouble. You should not have asked that question. No shipping questions are allowed, and I shouldn’t have let you ask it. Please never do this again.” And I was like… “that was all Misha, not me. Please don’t blame me for it!”
So then I go to Misha’s autograph and we’re talking, joking around, and just before I leave, I say, “hey, by the way you got me and that creation volunteer in trouble for answering my question the way you did.”
Misha: Oh, you are trying to ask an innocent question about Dean and Cas? Here ... let me dirty it up for you and make it about me and Jensen. No need to thank me. You're welcome.
OH MY GOD this was my question!! I’ll never forget it 😅 and I got in trouble by the way! Creation pulled me aside later and told me I shouldn’t have asked that. But it was Misha’s fault. If anyone wants the full story lmk!