Wade, I make the calls here, okay? What I say goes.
Ew. Old people sex. You guys are boring AND gross. I feel sick now.
Now I'm going to DIE. I need sex to surviveeeeee~
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Wade, I make the calls here, okay? What I say goes.
Ew. Old people sex. You guys are boring AND gross. I feel sick now.
Now I'm going to DIE. I need sex to surviveeeeee~
O-Oh, God… He’s you with a brain… From here on out, no more sex. We’re not letting anymore crazy into the world.
Well, Daddio, we can install sprinklers too. But not the type on the ceiling. Like, the type you run though. On the floor. In the hallways. And we can make the grounds out of Slip-N-Slides instead of carpet so its easier and funner to get around! Maybe an ice cream machine. We need one of those too.
Hold up for one second there, kiddo-- Bambi say what now about no sex? That is UNACCEPTABLE......... Please.
Emotionally.
I wouldn’t say I’m boringpersay… But Wade—…your… Dad? Isn’t boring. Just… a little insane.
Nah… I think you guys are boring. I mean, we don’t even have a water slide. With the water system in Stark Tower and the size of each room, you’d be able to fit one in and have it flowing accurately without overflow. Why don’t we have one yet?
Water slides... This kid is a genius. Bambi, we're keeping Bambi 2.0. He knows his stuff. Tell me more, Bambi 2.0. I need more of your genius plans.
Oooof course you are.
You guys are boring.
Respect your imaginary parents, Bambi 2.0. And I'm actually far from boring. I'm super duper fun times.
Stiles… I like it.
Stiles, yo!
But I'm gonna call him "Bambi 2.0" whenever I feel like it.
Wade, we’re not naming him Napkin.
I would prefer not to be named after something you wipe your hands on.
"Stiles" is calling out to me, actually.
KID: COME ON, DAD, NAME ME.
I'll name you Napkin.
THAT CHILD
WOULD BE SUPER SMART
AND CRAZY HYPERACTIVE
WHAT SHALL WE NAME HIM?
I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT GOOD WITH NAMES ALKJ;LFKA
*SCREECHES ACROSS THE HILLS*
SPIDEYPOOL
CHILD
SPIDEYPOOL CHILD
WHO LOOKS LIKE PETER
WADE WILL SMOTHER IT WITH LOVE
OOC: What you just posted is a picture of their child
THAT IS SPIDEYPOOLS CHILD
SPIDEYPOOL CHILD.
OH
MY
GOD
YES
.
((Ok i was absolutely bored and I thought I should make a lil challenge towards this post here
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Looks pretty empty...
I’m still ‘Bambi’? I haven’t graduated to ‘Peter’ yet?
That name's for squares. You're a polygon, so you're Bambi.
Looks pretty empty...
Yep. That’s how its been lately.
Crude as always, I see.
Bambi! Cute as always, I see.