merlin fic where merlin lies and says “w h a t ??? mordred, my baby brother, a druid?? nooooo” but mordred is horrible at lying
he just repeats phrases he knows he’s supposed to say like
gaius: merlin are you secretly keeping a druid here ???
mordred, who’s practiced for this, chanting: merlin’s my little brother !
merlin: older
mordred, nodding and still chanting: merlin’s my older brother!
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arthur staring at the little thing staring up at him: and who are you?
mordred, who has this also memorized: I Am Mordred. Merlin Is My Older Brother. We Are From Ealdor. Our Mother Is Hunith.
arthur: …right.
arthur, later to merlin: is your brother okay
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literally, anyone who asks mordred who he is gets the very rehearsed response that he is mordred. merlin is his older brother. he is from ealdor. hunith is his mother
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every time someone looks suspicious mordred just yells it out
so its common to just randomly hear a child chanting that he is merlin’s younger brother
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arthur finds out that perhaps mordred isn’t merlin’s crazy brother because when merlin finds out he has a dad mordred promptly changes his little speech so that he also mentions a father and arthur gets curious
arthur: if you never knew your father but you and mordred are siblings with the same parents…
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mordred: Hello Mr. Balinor. I Am Mordred. Merlin Is My Older Brother. I Am From Ealdor. Hunith Is My Mother.
balinor: oh so hunith did marry someone el-
mordred: Balinor Is My Father.
balinor: say what now
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merlin tells balinor everything, of course, and balinor lives of course, and balinors like yeah okay and now he has two sons <3
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no theres no plot i just love the image of tiny mordred just randomly saying that he’s merlin’s younger brother but its rehearsed and awkward ajsdlfkj
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for a while some people think that mordred is merlin’s son but the age wouldn’t align so it doesn’t stick
but people still think mordred’s weird
but he’s also really cute so whatever
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