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Canada’s Power Couple

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my gcu character designs

in order:

Fabian, Kyle, Kip, Harris, two different lucas bc the first is lowkey bad, Wyatt, Troy, and Bood

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i just KNOW troy and ilya have the most vile, twitter cancel-able text conversations. they’re hockey players (insults as bonding), queer, had/have terrible fathers, became friends when they were both going through it…

troy texts ‘running late’ and ilya responds with ‘faggot.’ troy hearts the message. they send and make kill yourself jokes. they’re rating their shits. when hr-verse charlie kirk gets shot, troy is sending the video and ilya is hearting it. obviously they’re vetting dick pics but the ranking is incomprehensible. troy is making russia jokes. they’re sending sonic porn. creating convoluted bond-villain style ways to kill people (only like, 75% of the people have actually wronged them)

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I genuinely can't get behind any posts that say Shane wouldn't like / ever forgive Troy bc those two have so much in common. They're two bitches saying "exactlyyyy" while talking about their two favorite activities: hockey and taking it up the ass. You're telling me Hockey Homotron 3000 and Hockey Homotron 3001 aren't getting along? If anything they're competing to see who can fit more of their fist in their mouth.

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"Shane would hate Troy" this "actually Troy and Shane would be great friends" that. Sorry to disagree but in my horrid mind Troy and Shane hang out once for 15 min and they manage to enable each other's unhealthy eating habits to such a degree that Ilya and Harris vow to never let them hang out alone again.

Let them alone for more than 30 minutes and they'll start discussing the merits of paleo diet and whatever the fuck that "liver king" guy had going on, 1 hour? They're buying the John Tavares anti 5g magic grift amulet. When I say "two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyy" I mean DUMB dumb.