Consume My Mind.

Maureen. 22. Omahan. Music/Photography/Politics/Shenanigans//Singer/Writer/Adventurer

[ine8s]

🎀 CRACKER 🎀 https://instagram.com/p/BiH23CWBNga/

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[dogaesthetics]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride

hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.

me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[zackisontumblr]

my last word will be ‘ope’

[ayy-jude]

chaotic midwestern

[russiansandgod]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

[thebootydiaries]

Person: Have you seen that episode where…

Me: I have seen every episode, go on

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

[thetalkingcrocus]

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

[gahdamnpunk]

[toocooltobehipster]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

[30-minute-memes]

me🐤irl

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

[awkwardmermaidhair]

God what a mood

[weheartfandom]

me @ me

[hydrangeathief]

hozier: so yeah im releasing a new album this year and one of the songs is about falling in love at the end of the world and it’s heavily influenced by the current political climate and it’s called “wasteland, baby!” and i hope you like it :)

me, through tears: fucking superb you funky little dryad