Gabriel Griffith

Blaseballer Extraordinaire Currently a Crab

[doctorwhoisadhd]

hi if you have a blaseball url in 2026 i love you

[thereminthevesselassessor]

It's pride mouth

[elifinchsart]

Hi y'all! I've been doing a bit of a spring cleaning + am selling some items because money is really tight right now and I got duplicates of items or would rather they go to someone who will actually appreciate them. There's discounts if you buy multiple items + if you sign up for Mecari using my referral link you'll get $10 off when you purchase!

I’m selling some Blaseball merch- unopened Day X Tlopps cards and The Garages Blattle of the Blands two cassette tape set.

I also have various decks and extras from The Alleymans Tarot + Alleyway Oracles Series. Absolutely gorgeous decks featuring mismatched cards by hundreds of artists. I was a contributor to both these projects!

I've also got a horror pin collection + Uboa pin up for sale and more! Check it out! Thanks for looking and have a nice day <3

[corvoda]

I miss blaseball. I miss my wife. I need to see krod and Gabe get in a fistfight over a game and laugh it out when it's over.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

In the early twenty-first century, Blaseball was a type of dead wife

[morethan0birds]

What if you Constantly worry that your Competencies are Not enough to keep The people that You love close to You? What if You never Know whether or Not you've crossed an Invisible line that no one Ever told you was laid down In the first place? What if you Fight forever to be The best at one thing but Then you're not Allowed to be the Best because people assume that If you admit you're Good at something then You must believe No one else is Good at anything?

What if you Just want to be allowed to be Good at something?

[ultimate-niche-fandom-bracket]

Ultimate Niche fandom bracket: Semi-finals 1

Blaseball vs The Silt Verses

Blaseball

The Silt Verses

Voting ended onJan 17

Propaganda:

Blaseball:

Blaseball my bleloved gone from us too soon. A baseball sim where people got to vote on modifications to teams and game rules at the end of every week. This was fun in and of itself, but the real game was finding the loopholes in every rule that allowed for players to be brought back to life, infinite peanuts, and putting your entire pitching lineup on strike by sealing them all inside giant peanut shells. Fantastic story told over a number of social media platforms and largely driven by fans. Hello to the tumblr blesties that keep the memory of blaseball alive!

Additional propaganda by anon

The Silt Verses:

it’s peak carpenter shrue and paige u will always be famous

Literally best podcast ever made

Reminder: More propaganda can be added via askes and reblogs

[goldensunset]

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

what happens to you

i am so dead

i need to go to the hospital

maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end

i’m totally fine

i’m totally fine and i’m happy

my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it

n/a

Voting ended onJan 11

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

[ultimate-niche-fandom-bracket]

Ultimate Niche fandom bracket: Semi-finals round 2

Blaseball vs Elsword

Blaseball

Elsword

Voting ended onJan 3

Propaganda:

Blaseball:

Blaseball my bleloved gone from us too soon. A baseball sim where people got to vote on modifications to teams and game rules at the end of every week. This was fun in and of itself, but the real game was finding the loopholes in every rule that allowed for players to be brought back to life, infinite peanuts, and putting your entire pitching lineup on strike by sealing them all inside giant peanut shells. Fantastic story told over a number of social media platforms and largely driven by fans. Hello to the tumblr blesties that keep the memory of blaseball alive!

Additional propaganda by anon

Elsworld:

Dead 2007 MMORPG I played all the time when I was, like, twelve. I'm sure nostalgia and the fact that I was a preteen has probably softened the flaws of this game in my perception, but it has a charming art style and from what I remember had a pretty interesting cast and story. It was one of only a few 3D games I could get to run on the shitty family laptop. I'm also pretty sure Rena (the elf with green hair) was little me's first lesbian fictional crush, which surely counts for something? There is sort of a fandom on Tumblr but it's very small.

Reminder: More propaganda can be added via askes and reblogs

[atlantisblasebl]

is a balatro mod based on blaseball something that people would be interested in making/playing or is it way too late for that

[morethan0birds]

Even just a visual mod that used the tarot deck from back in the day would be awesome!

[freshcuntgrass]

riv blaseball you would have loved Chicago Pope

[polkadotpatterson]

hey blesties are you aware that the five year anniversary of blaseball is in three days

[polkadotpatterson]

hey blesties the five year anniversary of blaseball is in two days and I see we're all feeling really normal about it

[polkadotpatterson]

hey blesties the five year anniversary of blaseball is tomorrow

[fictional-gods-tournament]

Round 2

Rem (Death Note) vs The Coin / The Boss (Blaseball)

Rem

The Coin / The Boss

Voting ended onJul 22, 2025

Characters' info under the cut

Rem (wiki)

Domain: Death

Propaganda:

Lesbian queen

The Coin/The Boss (wiki)

Domain: Capitalism

[cocacola-garlic]

😴😴😴

[cryinginblaseball]

A GOOD BOI!

[morethan0birds]

Happy Pride Mouth

[polkadotpatterson]

happy anniversary to Dot throwing 115 pitches in a row to a frog

[strikefourth]

Shark Hunter / I'm Starting To Lose My Sense of Self

streaming now.