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Dismantling the queue since I’m going to be out of town. Sorry for the lack of activity - lots happening in real life so that’s the way it is I suppose. This isn’t an indication the blog is dead and things will pick up speed eventually.
250+ starters you can use
even more starters random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
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Painful Starter Sentences
1: "Ow, I have a paper cut."
2: "This is the worst headache I've ever had."
3: "I-I think I need to go to the hospital."
4: "I can't breathe."
5: "I've been shot."
6: "I'm bleeding."
7: "I can't move my leg."
8: "I think I broke something."
9: "Everything hurts."
10: "I'm pretty sure I'm going to need stitches."
11: "You're bleeding!"
12: "You've been shot!"
13: "You're covered in bruises!"
14: "Are you able to move?"
15: "That was a hard fall, are you okay?"
16: "You're hurt really bad. I think I should take you to the hospital."
17: "I think you're going to need stitches."
18: "What happened to you? Why is your leg broken?"
19: "You wouldn't have gotten hurt if you just listened to me."
20: "I have a band-aid if you need one."
[Took a BDSM test I saw on tumblr and then made Slaine take it much to his discomfort. Here’s the results:
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
See the results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=489559]
[Overall pretty accurate for my muse.]
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My muse is being held hostage and is being experimented on. Send me “What have they done to you?” for my muse’s response to yours finding them shackled and chained in a small room.
Romance Themed Sentence Starters
1: "Knowing you has made me a better person."
2: "Just hold me."
3: "I think I love you."
4: "I've loved you for years."
5: "Kiss me."
6: "You're the best part of me."
7: "You keep me going."
8: "You mean everything to me."
9: "I couldn't imagine what life would be like without you."
10: "You're perfect to me."
11: "I don't want to think about what I'd be like without you."
12: "We're best when we're together."
13: "I can't stop thinking about you."
14: "Can I hold your hand?"
15: "Do you want to stay over tonight?"
16: "You're adorable."
17: "Everything has been different since I fell in love with you."
18: "I didn't think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you."
19: "I didn't think love existed until I started loving you."
20: "Let's move in together."
My muse is asleep. Go into my ask box and wake them up however you'd like.
“Ngghh - ahhnnn...”
Blood smeared the scabs on his lower lip, his mouth dry and throat tight. Aside the tears from the sting, self-hatred stained his cheeks. The air felt hot with his strained breaths, and his already lackadaisical eyes were glazed over. It was faint, but he could hear it: Insolent Wretch; Terran Cur; Disgusting; Repulsive; Scum. It wasn’t enough, of course not, the welts nothing compared to the gashes left by Count Cruhteo’s whip, and it was sick, how much he craved to be beaten down.
But it was easier this way.
His knuckles were white around the metal ruler, pulling it back with a snap and a softened moan. The shorter the time between strikes, the more raised the marks became and the farther he receded into the emotional flashbacks. He paused to trail quivering fingers over his chest and down his abdomen. Even though both sections were dark red, his scars were distinct.
A sob escaped him, before he could do anything against it, and he threw the ruler at the door, pulled his limbs close, and cried. One of the many knives he collected rested beside him, and the temptation to stab himself was high - it always was.
But he had promised.
send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”
Basic Phobia Starters
“Don’t move, you’ve got a spider in your hair.” “Did you hear about the snake that escaped a few blocks down from here?” “Great, the elevator door just jammed. Tell me you’ve got your phone on you.” “Wow, this is really high up. I don’t think I like this.” “You didn’t say this gig would be so crowded… Would it spoil the experience to stand at the back?” “Are you okay? It’s not that high up, really. Come and look, the view is beautiful.” “Don’t panic, just don’t look at it. The drip’s important if you want to get better.” “Wow, it’s really dark in here.” “If you would’ve told me you were so scared of water, I would have taken you to a movie instead.” “I didn’t know this movie was going to be so bloody. I think I’m going to faint.” “Are you alright? You seem very nervous. First time flying?” “What was that?! Was it thunder? Oh no, oh… I really don’t like this.” “What are you so afraid of? It’s just a bit of water.” “Look, even if you do fail it’s not the end of the world, okay?” “What’s going on? Why are you in such a panic?!” “Don’t worry! It was just a small mouse and I can’t see any droppings. It was probably just lost, okay?” “He doesn’t bite, he’s just happy to see you. Why don’t you say hello to him and he’ll leave you alone. Really, that dog is harmless!” “I think I’m going to die. What if I die? I don’t want to die.” “Shh, calm down. You’re in a panic. You need to try to breathe normally.” “Did you check the gas? I think I smell something.” “I don’t know what it is, but it’s big and it’s got many legs.” “I can’t go to the doctor, okay? I just can’t and you can’t make me!” “So, on the one hand you’re afraid you’ve got a deadly illness and on the other hand you’re afraid of doctors.” “We all grow old. Why are you making such a big deal about it? It’s just a birthday, it doesn’t mean anything.” “Calm down, it’s okay. The fireworks are over now. The banging has stopped. You can take your hands off your ears now.” “Why do you hoard all this stuff? It wouldn’t hurt to get rid of some of it.” “The sharks are behind glass, they can’t get to you and you should really see this. Come on, you’ll be fine.” “You could’ve told me you were afraid! I wouldn’t have thought any less of you.” “So, why does this scare you so much? Did something happen to you or something?” “I think I heard something downstairs.” “So, you’re saying you don’t want to be with me because you’re scared of committing, not because you don’t like me?” “Is this too much? If you’re too afraid to do it, you can tell me.” “I’m just so afraid of ending up alone. And it’s weird because I think about it all the time. That’s not normal, right?” “It’s just a presentation, okay? Everyone gets nervous about those. You’ll be fine.” “I’m afraid of being afraid. I sit there being anxious about something making me feel afraid, so I’m living my life in fear of fear… and I think I need help.”
+7 have boarded the landing castle
The woman laughed amused. “Oh, boy. There’s much more in this galaxy than just the earth or Vers. So I’m neither Terran nor Versian. The kingdom – no, the world I rule is called Wonderland. I’m not sure whether you’ve heard about it before…”, she shrugged her shoulders. “…but that doesn’t matter to me. Besides, you should know, I’m not really a patient person. So I’ll only repeat it once: I demand to see princess Asseylum…”, she waved her right hand and a scythe appeared in it, the weapon made of frozen blood. “…otherwise I’ll search for her on my own!”, with her scythe she pointed at him, her voice a pure threat.
“Obviously that is a given, but doesn’t answer why you plan to involve yourself in a war between Terrans and Versians. And unless you’re talking about the Wonderland of fantasy and fairy tales, I can’t say that I do.”
He tensed as she drew her weapon, which was strange enough to make her claims believable, and realized he had made a mistake. It was difficult to recognize his value when most his life he’d been shown to have none, but this moment made it clear his habit of secluding himself from the Versians he controlled was unwise. His firearm would do little against her weapon, and out of combative options, he fell back on his usual tactic: lying.
“Alright then,” he replied, raising his hands. “Since your claims of royalty seem legitimate at least to a degree, I will escort you to speak with Princess Asseylum. However, you must consent to that weapon being temporarily confiscated, there will be guards, and I will not allow you to be closer than three meters. This is to ensure Princess Asseylum’s safety since you will not reveal your intention. I expect these requests are not unreasonable for visiting royalty even if you are royalty yourself. You must understand how valuable the Princess is to the state of our empire.”
+9 have boarded the landing castle
“Is it your custom to tell people you know all about them but refuse to reveal what, how, or why?” Slaine kept his back rigid and head high, maintaining his air of authority. “I daresay you presume too much if that is what you believe.” His understanding of himself was lacking, but then again, he had no desire to understand himself or acknowledge his past. His goals were all that mattered.
“Forgive me that I find that unlikely to believe. Who granted you the ability to utilize Aldnoah? Surely you don’t expect me to believe you’re part of the royal family. While connection with the emperor is also skeptical, if it’s evident you do indeed possess such, I cannot deny it.”
Zan shook his head. “Part of the royal family? If you mean the current one that rules over the Vers Empire, you are incorrect. The explanation on how I got the ability to utilize Aldnoah is out of this universe though, and as consequence isn’t something that is easily believed. Would you like to hear it anyways?”
“That is also improbable to believe, but considering Aldnoah was also something beyond the human imagination until recent years, I will humor you. However if it is not related to the Vers Empire, it is less relevant how you acquired the ability so much as your intention with it at this location and in regard to the current war.”
“I’m so sorry about that. Let me buy you a new sandwich.” (For the ask meme strangers edition!)
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
Slaine glanced up from where his meal had fallen, frowning at the girl in front of him. “That’s alright. I can get another one myself.”
Open rp;
“ Shoot- ”
Slaine scrambled off the sunny beachside porch in pursuit of their cap-clawed indoor cat he’d just let outside. Wet sand clung to his bare feet, the water splashing his trousers as he witnessed the black ball of fur climb over the property fence and disappear. “W-wait-!” he cried, puling himself over in spite the sharp ends and splinters, and then falling with a startled and pained yelp.
It took him a moment for his head to stop spinning, and he looked up to find someone standing over him. He pulled at one of the stray bandages around his arm, struggling to get back up as he looked around desperately with a pitiful whine.
“My - my cat-”
She rarely come across a beach, this was a completely new experience. She spent most of her nine-years old in the middle of big city. She didn’t do anything for vacation, maybe she went to amusement park, as usual. But, sea was a brand new experience for her. And she considered it as beautiful.
In her last days, she wanted to, at least, experience something that she haven’t experience yet. Traveling around the beach might be the one of them. But, she still found something missing.
She almost yelped in surprise when a cat just jumped across her, but it was enough to send her backwards and fell to the wet sand. Her white dress was now slightly dirty because of the sand, but she didn’t pay any mind.
Soon after, a male with bandages over his arm, said something about the cat. His voice was barely audible, however she could get what was he meant about that.
First, though. He needed a help to stand up. Isla approached the blonde male, crouched down and offered her hand. “Could you stand up, mister? I’ll help you.”
Slaine continued scrambling a moment longer, wincing as the sand seeped in his bandages and the scratches he’d caused by climbing the fence before he paused to realize the girl’s words and consider them. With a deep breath meant to calm himself, he accepted her offered hand and allowed her to help him upright.
“Sorry,” he responded first thing, eyes fixed on the ground as habit. “If you like, it would be appreciated,” - his tone more resembling his portrayed confidence while he was count. The quick shifts faded back to desperation as Slaine realized the cat was nowhere in sight. “Not good!” he shouted, starting forward but then stopping. He didn’t know anything about cats or pets in general. Where was he supposed to look? Where might she have gone? This was his cat; they’d been through the same things - they were supposed to help each other, and yet -
Tears pooled in his eyes, a slight miserable smile on his lips.
Failure, failure, failure.
He turned back to the girl, this time meeting her expression. “What should I do?”
+1 boarded the moon base
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“… this is private property - Are you lost by chance?”
“I don’t recognize the place, so yes. You can say that I am lost. Where would this be, mister?”
“This is east of Yokohama. On clearer days you can see Mt. Fuji. There’s a path that leads up to these mountains from the nearby village, did you come from there?”
Send me “Look what the cat dragged in” for my muse to appear on your muse’s doorstep, cold and drenched from the rain.
