if vwishes vwere fishes, vwed all cast nets

"You get tough like me and you don't get hurt. You look out for yourself and nothing can touch you, man." - Dallas Winston

[jakeperalta]

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

[saintsideways]

[moretolovwe]

@asktheseacowvboys i sawv all the likes, chief. you a little happy im here, either of you?

[moretolovwe]

asktheseacowvboys​:

Yeah!!!!

I been gettin up ta no good zz:)c

Vwhattabout you? Vwhats up in cromeopolis?

youd think more, but honestly? not a vwhole lot. ivwe been mostly hanging around thoule and diidy and vwod and evweryone. 

real domestic stuff, you knowv?

[moretolovwe]

@asktheseacowvboys i sawv all the likes, chief. you a little happy im here, either of you?

[asktheseacowvboys]

8ROOOOOOO

[moretolovwe]

hey! its been forevwer, huh? missed you too bro.

[justcatposts]

It’s spider time! 

(Source)

[justcatposts]

“At least one of them loves the water bath.“ 

(Source)

[for-pete-sake-memes]

Reblog if your muse can sing 🎤

Like if the mun can sing 🎤

[jeanqrey]

No, we are most certainly not fucked.

Zazie Beetz as Domino in Deadpool 2 (2018)

[moriartysweb-blog]

don’t hate female characters for things that you love male characters for

[tvandfilm]

[moretolovwe]

@asktheseacowvboys i sawv all the likes, chief. you a little happy im here, either of you?

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[redlikebloodiedbones]

@horrortamer @exhale-exhaust @coolskeletonsdontcry

[pridefulsuggestion]

there are no poems peer to the way your lovers speak of you, amour.

[moretolovwe]

@geminidoomed

i checked and it has been sevwen months, and yes your username not changing has helped because i actually recognized you in that reply

[geminidoomed]

II’ll 2tiill have thii2 u2er name when the 2iite clo2e2, probably iif for no other rea2on than the fact that my tiitle ii2nt avaiilable a2 a u2er name

[moretolovwe]

same though. this username is my vwhole brand nowv and itll nevwer change. or if it does change, itll just be for a small reason but ill change it back soon.

[moretolovwe]

You're back! I missed seeing your icon on my dash

vwell im back for NOWV at least, but yes! my icon is vwery attractivwe and memorable, thank you for noticing.

[catsofinstagram]

From @cutestlittlenudist: “Feeling cute, might delete later 😹” #catsofinstagram

[source: https://instagr.am/p/CIZ0WkpomPg/ ]

[moretolovwe]

@geminidoomed

i checked and it has been sevwen months, and yes your username not changing has helped because i actually recognized you in that reply

[moretolovwe]

VWHAT DO YOU MEAN IVWE 8EEN GONE SEVWEN MONTHS?!