by vie lhiat daunse lhiam?

Morgan Corlett, 22, Scotland. The Isle of Man is my home, and I think I'd rather be back there now. No offense to all of you, of course. I'm sure you're lovely people. [Warning: Sensitive topics. Roleplayer is not trans* and makes no claims of expertise. Just a character. Check FAQ.]

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

[imnogirlscout-deactivated201503]

[sing-song tone] I win, I win, I win. Victory dance time. 

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So what goes on the paper?

[nimal-rajapaksa-deactivated2013]

As you wish…I almost added ‘fair maiden’ after that.

Well, I would rather not judge anyone in particular. However, it seems as if there is mix of prim and proper and the polar opposite. Clearly she has not been able to tackle everyone into becoming a Stepford Royal. 

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Iron maiden, really.

Nope! Can't be tamed. And here I am quoting Miley Cyrus because she is the opposite of royal right now. Unless she is suddenly retroactively royal. I don't keep track of this.

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

[imnogirlscout-deactivated201503]

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...'kay, I'm bored.

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

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I think our lives would make great works of fiction

[barbiedollbrenner]

And I’m not some demented killer who would find a way to make that happen.

I appear to be void of the illusive funny bone. Hypocrisy the swedish death metal band or the term?

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I know you're not demented!

Oh, darn. I'm into Swedish metal, but not death metal. Can't do anything for you with hypocrisy. So I'll just recommend you listen to anything else.

[nimal-rajapaksa-deactivated2013]

Aha, it is all in the wrist. Do not forget the accompanying face, or witty line.

I am sure she can straighten even the most bent-out-of-shape royals around. 

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I'll stick with door slamming for now, yeah.

Ahaha, I mean, she talks a good game, but the results need to show. What do you see?

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ooc

off for a little while or something

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

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[nimal-rajapaksa-deactivated2013]

I will be sure to take note of that. 

She is the Queen of Germany, correct? I think I may have seen her face around. Rather regal looking.

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I've learned how to effectively slam them.

Yep! I mean, she looks like a queen, so maybe she's just doing her job. Nobody's going to disagree with that.

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

[imnogirlscout-deactivated201503]

Yes. Starting…now. 

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[face goes stony]

[nimal-rajapaksa-deactivated2013]

I should hide before they turn up with pitchforks and torches. 

I think I will have it all under control. Though I have heard that her majesty can be quite intense. 

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Just so long as you don't aggressively hold open doors, I'm sure you'll be safe.

She's got one of those faces. Eghh. The kind you don't want to upset.

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

[imnogirlscout-deactivated201503]

Yup, and there’ll be no laughing too. First to do either looses.

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Got it. Ready?

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

[imnogirlscout-deactivated201503]

Crap, I said that badly. Eh, you got where I was going with the blank cheque thing. So, agreed.

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Great. So.

What do we do? Not talk?

[nimal-rajapaksa-deactivated2013]

Er…thank you? I guess I represent a breed near extinction. 

Is it safe to assume you do not enjoy the etiquette course here?

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I thought we'd finally hunted the rest of you down when we realized how silly chivalry was getting.

I mean, I'm passing the course, but I'm not learning anything. How're you for it?

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

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Let’s make the stakes interesting. Almost like a blank cheque, redeemable with whatever the winner deems fit. 

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Nik, what in fuck do you think I could do with money? That's boring.

See, let's make it the prize is a blank piece of paper. And then the winner gets to fill in a mandatory request.

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Why do companies make blankets that aren't even soft?

[imnogirlscout-deactivated201503]

Maybe. 

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What's the winner get?

[nimal-rajapaksa-deactivated2013]

Why are you so bent on covering up all that beauty. On the other hand, the air of mystery could be quite intriguing.

That is more on the being polite side of things. 

[morgancorlett-blog]

My goodness! We have a gentleman on our hands. I was wondering where you lot went.

Etiquette books are for skipping, so I wouldn't know better.