Exotic gardening with Susan- demon heart plant
Susan: “Hmm what to do with these extra demon hearts?”
Calia: “Why do you have so many demon hearts anyway?”
Susan: “Well I went dungeon crawling with Tharaêl and we sort of ended up clearing some strange lair of some even stranger and really dark mages. They had so many of these things laying about so I figured that they were useful for something and thus brought them with me.”
Calia: “Tharaêl, why didn’t you stop her?”
Tharaêl: “Do you really think that she’ll listen to me when she has set her mind to it. Fat chance.”
Susan: “You have to hand it to him. He knows me pretty well by now.”
Tharaêl “Well you’d better do something with them before they will begin to rot and stink up the place.”
Susan: “Right! I’ve got to make sure that they are in a good condition before I do anything with them!”
Jespar: “What’s with all these pots, this pile of dirt and buckets full of this blood like liquid?”
Susan: “I’m going to be growing some plants. And by the way it is blood.”
Jespar: “Why do you have buckets full of blood and where did you get it from?”
Susan: “Hearts like blood. That’s why. And I got it from the local butcher.”
Jespar: “Susan look at me. Are you alright? Did something happen to you?”
Susan: “Nah. I’m just trying to grow this demon heart plant from the extra demon hearts I found.”
Jespar: “Oh silly. That is not how gardening works.”
Susan: “It would not work with regular hearts, but these are special. I will make it happen.”
Jespar: “Hey calm down. What do you say if I’ll help you clean all of this up and we’ll put whatever ‘this’ is it behind us.”
Susan: “NO Jespar. I will see it through.”
Jespar: “You are utterly stuck in your ways. Tell me Tharaêl, man, how you are not unnerved by something like this.”
Tharaêl: “I’ve seen some shit. This is nothing in comparison. Other than that she is an adult and this is her house so she can do whatever she pleases. You’d better leave her to it, mercenary.”
Jespar: “Warm as always. Fine I’ll be somewhere that is not here.”
Jespar: “I’m as perplexed as you are.”
Susan: “Told ya I’d make it work.”
Jespar: “But it defies all logic.”
Calia: “This is grotesque.”
Susan: “What else do you expect from a magical demon heart plant?”
Jespar: “I would not expect it to grow at all. This is a crime against nature.”
Susan: “It is a little creepy, but it has been grown with love.”
Jespar: “Please don’t tell me you tried to smoke this thing too.”
Susan: “No way. This thing gives me the chills by even looking at it.”
Tharaêl: “She is not kidding. She had me do all the watering of these plants because she did not want to go near them when they begun somewhat looking like fleshy plants.”
Susan: “While we are on this topic would anyone be interested in some new houseplants?”
Calia: “Please don’t Sa'Ira.”
Jespar: “I’m going to pass.”
Susan: “Well if you change your mind then the plants will be in my basement. Waiting. In the dark. All alone.”
