Exotic gardening with Susan- demon heart plant
Susan: âHmm what to do with these extra demon hearts?â
Calia: âWhy do you have so many demon hearts anyway?â
Susan: âWell I went dungeon crawling with TharaĂȘl and we sort of ended up clearing some strange lair of some even stranger and really dark mages. Â They had so many of these things laying about so I figured that they were useful for something and thus brought them with me.â
Calia: âTharaĂȘl, why didnât you stop her?â
TharaĂȘl: âDo you really think that sheâll listen to me when she has set her mind to it. Fat chance.â
Susan: âYou have to hand it to him. He knows me pretty well by now.â
TharaĂȘl âWell youâd better do something with them before they will begin to rot and stink up the place.â
Susan: âRight! Iâve got to make sure that they are in a good condition before I do anything with them!â
Jespar: âWhatâs with all these pots, this pile of dirt and buckets full of this blood like liquid?â
Susan: âIâm going to be growing some plants. And by the way it is blood.â
Jespar: âWhy do you have buckets full of blood and where did you get it from?â
Susan: âHearts like blood. Thatâs why. And I got it from the local butcher.â
Jespar: âSusan look at me. Are you alright? Did something happen to you?â
Susan: âNah. Iâm just trying to grow this demon heart plant from the extra demon hearts I found.â
Jespar: âOh silly. That is not how gardening works.â
Susan: âIt would not work with regular hearts, but these are special. I will make it happen.â
Jespar: âHey calm down. What do you say if Iâll help you clean all of this up and weâll put whatever âthisâ is it behind us.â
Susan: âNO Jespar. I will see it through.â
Jespar: âYou are utterly stuck in your ways. Tell me TharaĂȘl, man, how you are not unnerved by something like this.â
TharaĂȘl: âIâve seen some shit. This is nothing in comparison. Other than that she is an adult and this is her house so she can do whatever she pleases. Youâd better leave her to it, mercenary.â
Jespar: âWarm as always. Fine Iâll be somewhere that is not here.â
Calia: âHow can it be?â
Jespar: âIâm as perplexed as you are.â
Susan: âTold ya Iâd make it work.â
Jespar: âBut it defies all logic.â
Calia: âThis is grotesque.â
Susan: âWhat else do you expect from a magical demon heart plant?â
Jespar: âI would not expect it to grow at all. This is a crime against nature.â
Susan: âIt is a little creepy, but it has been grown with love.â
Jespar: âPlease donât tell me you tried to smoke this thing too.â
Susan: âNo way. This thing gives me the chills by even looking at it.â
TharaĂȘl: âShe is not kidding. She had me do all the watering of these plants because she did not want to go near them when they begun somewhat looking like fleshy plants.â
Susan: âWhile we are on this topic would anyone be interested in some new houseplants?â
Calia: âPlease donât Sa'Ira.â
Jespar: âIâm going to pass.â
Susan: âWell if you change your mind then the plants will be in my basement. Waiting. In the dark. All alone.â