life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar

Howdy, my name is Morgan. i've been a queer disabled content creator online for a long time. yes, this is what I'm using my communication degree for | they/them | over 21

[shootingstarsue]

Osiris: I summon Slifer the executive producer!

Ra: Come forth! Mega Ultra Chicken!

Seth: Nek, what is this thing? Obelisk the tormentor? Who designed that? Do they not know what an Obelisk looks like?!

[scoorpse]

“ableist ageist James Wilson flexing his youthful gait” lighting study

[pankendev]

by all means. but also by all niceys

[lilliebot]

Isaac and his Isaac lived alone on a small Isaac on an Isaac...

Inspired by the ancient tomes

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign that somebody loves you and was thinking of you today

[1-800-horrorfilms]

reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[inthetags]

if you have a status on Discord right now, reblog and say what it is (optional: what does it mean?)

[energyprison]

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION as Zidler in Moulin Rouge! The Musical

[baantjer]

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

[sarthathrace]

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

[feralpodcastlistener]

THE CHARACTER *rips hair out* AGHHHHHHHHH THE CHARACTER *blasts music* THE FUCKING CHARACTER AUGHHHAUABHHHBBHBHHHHHH *explodes*

[rslashrats]

so fucked up that baby rats are like adult rats but small

[rslashrats]

this shit is insane

[gursevraq]

shipping 2 characters in isolation will kill the patient. it needs messy polycules to live

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[miamignonette]

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world