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[morgantalkshockey]

(At the zoo)

Skinner: so what are they in for?

Cozens: they aren’t in jail

Skinner: so they can leave whenever they want?

Cozens: no, but-

Skinner, pointing at a giraffe: that one probably committed arson

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[veterinaryrambles]

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

[ruffboi-mags]

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.

A list of brands and products containing xylitol

[morgantalkshockey]

i miss hockussy

[morgantalkshockey]

in bowen we trust

[thornescratch]

Those last two sentences, I can’t even.

[morgantalkshockey]

I think gritty will terrorize torts into dipping

[morgantalkshockey]

cozens: *draws a circle around himself*

cozens: “look! a pentagram!”

skinner: “a pentagram needs a star in it”

cozens: “i am the star”

[morgantalkshockey]

giddy up whores, quinn makes his nhl debut tomorrow night

[ohevoyev]

how do you not know your blood type

that’s between emergency medical services and god

[depressedsabresfan247]

Dahlin: “what’s an Airbnb?”

Cozens: “bed and breakfast”

Jokiharju: “bungeons and bragons”

(I stole this idea from @incorrect-caps-etc )

[thingsmk1120sayz]

Z looks high

[morgantalkshockey]

he probably has to be in order to put up with being a sabre

[morgantalkshockey]

dougie hamilton: *is on my tv*

me: “DOOOOOOOOGIEEEEEEEEE”

[morgantalkshockey]

apparently the sabres like aquarius lads

[yoursuziekins]

19th of September, 2021. It's been 554 days since Breonna Taylor was killed by the LMPD & Brett Hankinson, Jonathan Mattingly & Miles Cosgrove haven't faced charges or been arrested for her death.

[somegirlslovehockey]

Ladies and Gents: Team Finland

[bonivers]

lil nas x now has a song with the father (billy ray cyrus) and the son (miley cyrus). now we are only missing the holy spirit (dolly parton)

[turbolainen]

local finnish dad teuvo picks up new son at airport

[christa613]

From TSN’s Instagram - Finnish goalie Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen taking the escalator at the Key Bank Center. 🇫🇮 2018 IIHF Under-20 World Championship