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♀ // 23 years... i think O.o // Prague Movie/TV fandoms: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, MCU, Harry Potter, LotR + Hobbit, Game of Thrones, Firefly, Sense8, ... Anime fandoms: Ouran, Higurashi no Naku koro ni, Kuroshitsuji, Elfen lied, Bleach, Hellsing, ... Games fandoms: World of Warcraft, Portal, Half Life, Borderlands, Dead Space, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fallout, Guild Wars 2, Heartstone, Heroes of the Storm, Assassin's Creed... Books: Discworld, M.Y.T.H., Krvavé pohraničí, Kulhánek, Kingkiller Chronicle, old sci-fi, new sci-fi, classic books, comic books... well basicaly I will read anything other things I like and might reblog: tea, crafting (cosplay, jewlery), norse mythology

[thepigeongazette]

I’m just….so….tired.

[r0cketeer]

[wilwheaton]

(via VectorBelly Webcomics)

[acecasinova]

Also I know halflings can’t in canon have babies w/ like any race that won’t just produce a halfling (Dragons/dryads/celestials/fiends can, but that’s just making aasimar/tieflings/sorcerers)

But consider: Halflings are like the CORGIS of fantasy races, so if another race has a kid with a halfling, they just look like a half sized version of the other parent

[scrap-patch]

GIVE ME VISUALS YOU COWARDS.

[acecasinova]

G*d you’re so right

[jynxtaposition]

I’m so running with this. Imagine… Tabaxi Halflings trying to pass themselves off as a large cat.

[acecasinova]

“What do you mean ‘too big’? I’m a Maine Coon, clearly”

[daikiraichu]

lmao my current character is half halfing and half orc. She’s two and a half feet of rage and is always ready to throw down. Her last name is Kneecrusher, bc that’s all she can reach.

[fieldbears]

This is… Very Good

[luisonte]

El Roomba lowcost

[thats-so-ravenloft]

[wildshapedruid]

broomba

[myrcella]

Good morning. You have been in suspension for 9999999999…

[trainstationgoodbye]

“Oh honey, is this a proposal?”

“Baby, I don’t have a diamond yet.”

[the-palemoon-presence]

[janderius-ooc]

New merch just got added to the Blizzard Gear Store to coincide with the new Warbringers!

[tamwah]

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

These are feds discussing their government issued usernames

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[beyknowles]

#the moment when all of us fell in love with her

[dereknursey]

ransom and holster at their job

[weeabooparse]

openly confused openly gay openly ridiculous.

[scumfuckus]

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

[scumfuckus]

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

your dad is a fucking innovator

[blowjobhorseman]

I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

[blowjobhorseman]

His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.

[blowjobhorseman]

Update: the wedding was beautiful

[beelz-moved-to-gazmataz]

The level of dedication this took is monumental and enviable and if I cared about anything this much I would be much farther in life

[prince-marionette-deactivated20]

@whatwouldwaltdo

[mintstermonsters]

This is absolutely fantastic. My goodness.

[art-woonz]

[kestrel-tree]

Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.

[misanthropyforlunch]

My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.