800 year old demon

bi alternative big stupid weeb she/her/they

[iftadwascool]

[morningham]

#me #imthefriend

[morningham]

square hammer truly was the best song to pick for this

[radiofreederry]

Remember this

[morningham]

where are my startgate fans at?? where are my daniel jackson is a smart, cute little slut fans??? where are my jack and daniel are in LOVE fans??? surely it’s not me and the surviving ronald regan fans?? SURELY there’s some richard dean anderson fans who don’t hate immigrants!

[soapsmoviesfootballfan]

[morningham]

cillian brings out the Man™️ in me

[morningham]

don’t let the porn bots in your dms distract you from the fact that the cia is turning the frogs gay

[powerburial]

*joe rogan posing question with air of unwarranted gravity* Would you take a pill that made you want to jack off less?

scientist or comedian guest: Well, of cour- hold on now. Hold on, let me think about it a second.

Joe rogan failing to surpress smug smirk: Not so simple, right?

[emwheezie]

gooby woobies

[tonyalmeida]

[schmookens]

[powerburial]

she is getting a lot of smoke. good for her

[elvhenfaer]

REALLY IMPORTANT PSA

THE 52 HERTZ WHALE HAS A FRIEND.

HE IS NOT THE LONELIEST WHALE IN THE WORLD.

MARINE SCIENTISTS HEARD TWO 52 HERTZ CALLS WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF ONE ANOTHER OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.

I REPEAT: HE HAS A FRIEND. SOMEONE CALLED BACK.

[cell113]

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[apothe-roses]

While I didn’t see this coming, I can’t say I’m surprised.

[radiofreederry]

Remember this

[whysockys]

HELLO??! ZACHARY???

[unrealunearths]

[outofcontextanimash]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

[outofcontextanimash]

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

[iftadwascool]

[morningham]

#me #imthefriend

[frownyalfred]

shoutout to Bruce Wayne for being stronger than me because if Cillian Murphy was running around town in a silly little mask I would simply let that man do whatever the fuck he wanted