consummate nodder @kotarrito - Tumblr Blog

And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.

sivavakkiyar

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

#real and true

funny-tik-toks

prokopetz

One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

peachdelta

sweep sweep sweep pales in the face of the windsor versamatic 14

the-pink-bunny

hometoursandotherstuff

hadesisqueer

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

aquatofan

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

lucid-reblogs

100% AND i was able to name all the real ones

pseudo-seraphim

#84%#in my defense i have not played a pokemon game since pokemon black

pangur-and-grim

my house is scary at night

storyweavingspider

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

#those are his conveniently placed cover shooter hiding spots

yourdadsboyf

Have my best arguments with myself in the shower

#👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit

hotvampireadjacent

whineosaur

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

brokenbloodymolars

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

brokenbloodymolars