RED RANGER.

Puck. 17. Red Ranger. 'Sup? The name is Puck, but you can call me later. I'm kinda really awesome, and if you disagree, then you can say hello to the Puckasaurus' fist. Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

[morphin-puck-blog]

Man, it’s been a while, tumblr. I got caught up in real life and shit, and kickin’ ass and takin’ names. So, how is everyone? Not that I really care, but I heard it’s polite to act like you do.

[adc-writes]

[morphin-brittany-blog]

Has anyone seen Sam?

I let him out to go pee, but he never came back. He always comes back. We have a safe spot and everything, but I looked everywhere and I can’t find him. I know he’s been desperate for a vacation ever since Lord Tubbington put those bees in his water after beating him at poker, but he’d never run away without begging first. He didn’t even get his treat.

[morphin-puck-blog]

I saw Sam like the other day, and why are you sendin’ him outside to pee? Does he miss his aim when he uses the toilet or somethin’? Maybe you should hit up Rachel, he’s practically attached to her at the hip.

[theelisebennett-blog]

You’re such a baby. And I thought I was bad at losing. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

I’m not a baby! Me and Lopez are cool now, and I’m over it.

[morphin-marley]

I don’t want to be a burden to Finn and his mom. I don’t want to be anyone’s burden. I just have to think of a new plan now, that’s all. I mean, I planned to work this summer anyway, so I may as well start trying to save up to stay someplace other than Dr. Oliver’s.

I only told Finn this, but given certain things that happened a few weeks ago, I’m pretty sure the Green Warrior had something to do with it. I just didn’t think he’d take things this far.

[morphin-puck-blog]

I’m sure you wouldn’t be a burden, Marls. You’re his girlfriend, he’ll wanna make sure you’re okay and take care of you. Just do what’s best for you, I guess.

He probably did, the little idiot. Don’t worry, Marley. I’ll make sure he pays for what he’s done.

[morphinliam-blog]

For those that don’t know,

[morphinliam-blog]

I’ve been here the whole time, Puck. My goal isn’t to outrun you, it’s to outdo you. Do you think because now you know I’m the Green Warrior, you suddenly have more power than before? You might want to rethink that threat, and make it actually threatening.

[morphin-puck-blog]

Outdo me? What a freakin’ joke, Hudson. I’ll annihilate you. I don’t give a fuck how related to Finn you are. I’ve always had more power, but now I know it’s you who has been fuckin’ shit up, I’m double angry, so watch your back, you lil’ bitch. I’ll get revenge when you least expect it.

[morphinliam-blog]

For those that don’t know,

[morphin-tana]

US, Puckerman. If you think you’re the only one getting to taste the sweet, sweet revenge, you’re wrong. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

You wanna team up with me, Lopez? That’s fine by me. I wanna set the lil’ weasel on fire.

[morphinliam-blog]

For those that don’t know,

I am the Green Warrior. I have been since day one, and will continue to be with honor. Hiding out and staying close to you Rangers and Allies has played its course, and has allowed me to do what I could while keeping the secret. But now it’s time for real fun to start. I’d wish you luck, but I don’t thnk that’s going to have any effect on the outcome for you all, or anybody else.

And by the way, Marley and Finn have known for awhile. Each of you can thank them for not knowing the truth sooner.

[morphin-puck-blog]

You won’t be able to outrun me, you lil’ punk. When I find you, I’m gonna make Devone look like a saint. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

[private || Pucktana]

[morphin-tana]

Don’t know about pride, but your hole-full plan surely would. What you also might find surprising is that not a whole lot of suburban middle aged moms have time to watch their pool fuckboys work in a busy city. 

…

wait Finn’s an alien?

[morphin-puck-blog]

No. I’m not gonna leech off Q, so you can stop thinkin’ that. Uh, yeah they do. Have you not seen all the American sitcoms on TV, Lopez?

...

Uh... Guess the cats outta the bag now. Yeah. He’s an alien. The Green Warrior told me that day he tried to beat my ass. Don’t tell nobody though. It’s kinda a secret.

[theelisebennett-blog]

As long as you make another one and we take a picture. One I’m not a man and two sounds like you care a lot. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

If you find me another cardboard box, then I can do that. Nope. Don’t care at all.

[morphin-puck-blog]

[private || Pucktana]

[morphin-tana]

And what are you going to do in New York? Become her sugar baby? Because believe it or not, they have professional pool cleaners in New York already. Don’t compare me to a boy whose main concern is My Little Pony porn.Being away from your soulmate who just happens to push you one spot away from ever even getting there isn’t exactly in the same category, is it now?

[morphin-puck-blog]

No, dumbass, I’m goin’ to get a job. Do you really think my pride would let me live off Q? Jeez, Lopez. And even if they do have enough pool cleaners, none are anywhere near my level of hotness. Why you always gotta rag on Ryder? Is it because he’s an alien? ‘Cause that’s not cool. Finn is an alien too, and none of you rag on him, and he has loads of crap goin’ for him. It’s not fair.

[morphin-marley]

Mom’s… she’s gone. The whole house, all of it is gone. I’m staying with Dr. O and Miss Hillard until I can figure out what I’m supposed to do. I don’t even know what you’re supposed to do when something like this happens.

The police seem to think it was an accident. A stove left on or faulty wiring in the house. But I think they’re wrong.

[morphin-puck-blog]

You serious? Shit... I’m sorry, Marley. I dunno what else to say. This is messed up. Shouldn’t have happened, especially not to you and your ma. I dunno either. You should go stay with Finn. He knows how to look after you and what makes you feel better.

That don’t sound right. Not with everythin’ that has been goin’ on lately. Do you think it could’ve been the Green Ranger?

[theelisebennett-blog]

Seriously? That is the dorkiest thing I have ever heard. Well they didn’t cheat. The popular vote was them. Rachel and I counted the votes and they were he majority. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

Yep. It’s pretty legit. You can try it on if you want. Whatever, man. I don’t even care anymore.

[morphin-puck-blog]

[private || Pucktana]

[morphin-tana]

Says the guy who hasn’t even tried applying to colleges, let alone made plans to go to New York with his girl. At least I gave it a miserable and failed shot before my dreams turned into Shonda Rhimes’ next production. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

I may not have applied to college, but that don’t mean I ain’t got a plan, Lopez. I’m gonna keep workin’ on my pool business until I got enough money to move to NY with Q. Besides, me and her ain’t even official yet. You and Britt are like bound together by your souls or some sappy crap like that. Stop bein’ a negative lil’ brat. You’re reminding me of Ryder when he can’t go to Taco Bell.

[morphin-puck-blog]

[private || Pucktana]

[morphin-tana]

So now you only don’t give me shit if I ask for your help? What kind of logic is that, Puckerman? I’m not going to report to you every time yet another disappointment happens in my life. This is not the first grade and you’re not the teacher in some sort of weird foreplay.  What exactly do I have? Because to fight for something you have to know what you’re fighting with! And for. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

What is it that you want from me, Lopez? I’m a dude. What do you expect? I need to be told things to know what’s goin’ on inside your brain. Stop bein’ a dick. I’m tryna help. You have Brittany, and the prospect of a future with her. If you wanna be in NY with her, marry her, have lil’ lady babies with her, then you need to fight for it. You need to find somethin’ to push you towards reachin’ that goal. I know you’d do anything for Britt, so why not be the strong, badass fighter you’ve always been? Don’t jut roll over and take it when you’ve been dealt a shitty hand.

[morphin-marley]

I never realized just how quickly fire could consume a house and a life. Maybe I should’ve thought twice before cursing someone’s very existence and challenging them. Maybe then graduation day could’ve stayed a happy memory. This is all my fault.

I’m sorry for the radio silence. I just haven’t had the right words to speak. I still don’t.

That house fire that made the news this morning - it was mine.

[morphin-puck-blog]

What, seriously?! Are you okay? Is your mom okay? Do you know who did it? Do you need anythin’? Shit... I’m sorry, Marls.

[morphin-puck-blog]

[private || Pucktana]

[morphin-tana]

There’s no beef, just me being done with people trying to act like everyone else is better and more deserving than me. I see that every single time I wake up in someone else’s house and watch all you guys get acceptance letters from all over the country. I don’t need this from someone who claims to be my friend, but only until there is someone more deserving of their support. Because there will always be someone more deserving than me. So I’m putting my big girl pants and finally telling you that I’m not going to let you or anyone else freaking bury me in the ground, because I’m already low enough as it is.It feels like someone shaved your brain away along with that dead squirrel, because it’s not really that hard of a concept to grasp. Life freaking sucks. ‘s all. 

[morphin-puck-blog]

Chill, Lopez. I never said that you’re not deserving of shit. For the record, I haven’t got an acceptance letter from anywhere, because I didn’t apply anywhere. I dunno what to do with my life right now, so for now I’m gonna continue my pool business until I figure shit out and move to be with Q. I am your friend, and you are deserving of my support, but you’ve not asked for it. I thought you were doing okay, you haven’t said anything to prove otherwise. I’m not burying you in the ground, and nobody else is either, especially not Britt. Yeah, life sucks. But sometimes you just have to be happy with what you got, and work with it. No use in hating the world and everyone in it. That’s being a defeatist. You have to fight to get what you want. You fought for your right to be accepted as a lesbian, so why can’t you fight to be happy with your life?