~Whats the word, Captain?~

IxTP/ ♐.💗💛💙SATX

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[saint-ish-deactivated20230505]

THE HONK SENT ME WTF KSJDONDINFDKS

[sandmandaddy69]

[depsidase]

[free-my-mindd]

[keys-to-the-casket-deactivated2]

Bob Ross: what the heck, let's get crazy. Let's add another cloud right here

Me: fuck em up Bobby

[gamingcreatures]

Spyro Original Trilogy (1998-2000)

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:

[internetgreatesthits]

[the-cuix]

forgot to post it here

[wartortling]

[anasabdin]

Don't forget me

[ruhaniya]

may we all find the love we deserve

[danielsarmand]

Alex Lawther as Joe Hermit

Alien: Earth 1.02 Mr. October

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[baddywronglegs]

Same energy, but with a better soundtrack

[curioscurio]

IT’S ALMOS HERE!!!!!!!!

[ladyananas]

it february you animals

[perny]

[fungusamongusblog2]