@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@ladyananas
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
i would read that fanfic ngl
About my fish??
HELP?????
YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED
WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY
FUJOSHI FISH????
exactly
The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."
For anyone wondering
Yes I got terminated for this
the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues
remember that it's ok to cut your ears!! your body your choice!! and some men pierce their lobes so you know, it's not even a feminist issue. Or you can just superglue them to your head if cutting is too difficult! #myearsmychoice
i want to paint i want to spin yarn i want to do pottery and bookbinding and soapmaking and needlefelting and embroidery and breadmaking and biscuit decorating and and and
oh and quilting and wood carving and gardening and making jewellery and play an instrument and dance and sing in a choir and flower arranging and! so many ways to make art and so little time!!
School For Dragon Babies (1884) + Seminary For More Advanced Dragon Babies (1892)
by Sir Edward Burne-Jones
picklesbaseball
nobody numa numas like they used to
(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....
"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside
this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops
matcha originated in China about 1200 years ago, açaí has been consumed by Indigenous communities in the Amazon for centuries, and Dubai chocolate was invented by combining chocolate with knafeh, an 1100 year old SWANA snack.
western (usually white but seemingly not in this case) people love to call nonwhite foods suddenly becoming popular in western mainstream culture "industry plants" as if they haven't always existed.
this is orientalism.
dubai chocolate IS a hack tho. it used to refer to instagram girlies who were shipped off and prostituted there to get rich locals to shit in their mouths. government thought it was a bad look and proceded to engineer a massive marketing strategy to drown that under the new fashionable, extra-expensive, artificially rare special treat.
can i get a source for that?
for the infamous dubai porta potty scene (massive tw on sex abuse):
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/model-left-for-dead-after-dubai-porta-potty-party-breaks-silence/news-story/f994e026bea7ffe05185986a8994a5ea
Young Ugandan women tell BBC they are being lured to Dubai to take part in extreme sex acts.
for the psyop: https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/dubai-chocolate-is-regime-propaganda
matcha originated in China about 1200 years ago, açaí has been consumed by Indigenous communities in the Amazon for centuries, and Dubai chocolate was invented by combining chocolate with knafeh, an 1100 year old SWANA snack.
western (usually white but seemingly not in this case) people love to call nonwhite foods suddenly becoming popular in western mainstream culture "industry plants" as if they haven't always existed.
this is orientalism.
dubai chocolate IS a hack tho. it used to refer to instagram girlies who were shipped off and prostituted there to get rich locals to shit in their mouths. government thought it was a bad look and proceded to engineer a massive marketing strategy to drown that under the new fashionable, extra-expensive, artificially rare special treat.
The Enigma of Amigara Fault
This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.
It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.
i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.
