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Ari | 21 | very much in love w/ @remnantsofspooky Miscellaneous posts with occasional nsfw Feel free to talk to me for whatever reason, even if it's just to say hi. I'm here for all of you.

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Il materiale di origine: The Graham Norton Show/ITV Studios / “Do you know what show you are?” - James McAvoy

So, how many people auditioned for Inside Llewyn Davis besides Ryan Reynolds, Casey Affleck and Conor Oberst? And was James McAvoy one of them??? Because from the sound of this failed audition, it sure sounds like it…😱🤔😂

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Babby does a yell

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@littlechubloves

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YOU’VE TRIGGERED THE ALARM

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Was havin’ a day… #dissociation #body horror #no face

[santiagonex]

why did god make men last really short during sex while making women last really long during sex? the answer is easy sillies… man on man and woman on woman relationships were ALWAYS meant to be… man jerks off another man and they’re like this is it, it’s enough of an adventurous “sex” for AT LEAST a month…. us lads, we GET each other in EVERY way… while lesbians are out there beating each other’s meat for half an hour and they go to round 2 ten seconds later… they’re strong legends, that’s what they are… long story short, miss nature knows what’s up… so what’s up? mlm and wlw is the NATURAL way of living while a man/woman relationship is just a FORMAL communal way to help procreate gay legends

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Venom (2018)

[morphlne]

Stick ur venom tongue in me tom hardy

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Me

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[prokopetz]

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

[johannesviii]

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

[lyinginbedmon]

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.

After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

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this next one’s a slow jam

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I am a strong independent woman who don’t need no man but would love another strong independent woman on top of her