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"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." - Mortimer Brewster, Arsenic And Old Lace

[kaya9q]

Art2021

[donttakemehome]

How to tell if you're in a historical Chinese drama:

(Inspired by this classic!)

Someone offends you unforgivably by calling you by your actual name.

You are preparing for a bloody battle in the rain. Your boots are made of exquisitely embroidered silk duchesse.

Everyone you know is god-tier beautiful. You ignore this.

Significant tea is being poured.

Your soulmate tells you in plain words that they love you. You comically misunderstand what they said, and will keep doing so, because the plot is not over yet.

The only thing more elaborate than the villain's cunning plan is the engineering of your man-bun.

Duels are scored like gymnastics routines. To beat your opponent, try a triple-twisting double tucked salto.

You have been married for thirty years. You have never seen your spouse's wrist.

Sometimes peasants and servants are killed horribly in front of you. It's a normal part of life. The other peasants will presumably take care of the practicalities, such as burial and being upset.

Any injury, including a broken nail, makes you vomit blood.

The year is 400 AD. French tips have been invented.

You're on a moon bridge and you are yearning.

[seasealwaters]

Dude you forgot falling off the cliff at 0.25 speed. That's like the most important one

[disgustinggf]

[ahavaas]

[peachblossomdream]

We can be this happy every year.

[elenwe-rpg]

Wang Yibo - Lan Zhan (The Untamed)

[thememedaddy]

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

[jeffsatyr]

[woosansang]

lan wangji » the untamed episode 35

[questions-about-blorbos]

Does your Blorbo like fisting?

Yes, they’re a pro at it

Yes, they’re average at it

Yes, but they’re terrible at it

No, they don’t like it

Voting ended onDec 14, 2024

[questions-about-blorbos]

*fishing

[questions-about-blorbos]

*fishing

[questions-about-blorbos]

*FISHING

[questions-about-blorbos]

A mistake was made

[canon-blorbo-facts]

an unusually high number of people seem to refer to jiang cheng by his birth name and not his courtesy name.

[sandumilfshou]

the fact that canonically the character who respectfully refers to him as jiang wanyin the most is lan wangji absolutely sends me

[black-n-white-wings]

The discourtesy name

[lanwangjihouse]

[noodlehaku]

wei wuxian toot-tooting peacefully + lan wangji preparing to commit horny crimes

[gldtear]

come back to gusu with me 🌼🌛✨

[artbyleav]

Disturber of the Peace

Practicing with some Gandalf portraits 🤙🏻

[cresents]

Nijiro Murakami as Shuntaro Chishiya Alice in Borderland, 2022 S02E03

[ruanbaijie]

HEAVEN OFFICIAL'S BLESSING 天官赐福 🦋 season 2 episode 1

[rylandsgrace]

DOCTOR WHO (2005) I Vincent and the Doctor