quick fuck

charlotte: free man. monster energy squad. very lesbian, very liberal, very rude. i fucking hate texas.... a: morrigay

[morrigaykahn-blog]

i'm so tiredddd

[thirddegreepun]

I bought the wrong type of light…I was misLED

[soymllk-deactivated20210910]

What a dull joke,hopefully you shine some light on better humor soon :P

[thirddegreepun]

Sorry it wasn’t bright enough for you

[staff]

Watt an illuminating dialogue.

[unfollowfriday]

please stop shitposting and fix this website

[morrigaykahn-blog]

in movies:

person: *sees blood stain*

person: *touches it*

person:

person:

person:

person: blood

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

We took the boys to a baseball game and thought we were doing a pretty good job explaining the rules until my 4yo asked which guy was the “vampire”.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

some nerd: you should read this new john green book, they just made a movie out of one of his novels the fault in our sta- me:

[isaidan]

[pearswhy]

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

[froggysquirrell]

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

[texas-af-blog]

morrigan keeps calling me daddy

[morrigaykahn-blog]

this is true

[fight2w1n]

[texas-af-blog]

I’m Brandon and I play guitar in some fucking band (my band, don’t you forget who runs this shit). I love pugs and if I lived anywhere but LA, it would be Texas again. Morrigan Kahn loves me. I guess she’s alright. (But she’s my best friend so I can talk shit, but you can’t, ya know?) That’s all.

AIM: brandonevacuum

[morrigaykahn-blog]

spookyhologramtheorist thanks you can borrow them any time

[morrigaykahn-blog]

oh and fuck texas

[morrigaykahn-blog]

sweetmonkey-vxgxnx your url disrespects me.....

[earthdad]

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

[morrigaykahn-blog]

hello my name is morrigan and i work for monster energy. i love cte. my aim is morrigay. that is all.

[morrigaykahn-blog]

update: my intro is coming soon