Man nips and back sweat

Valerie, 25, Ohio.Music. I enjoy memes, morrissey, Lara Croft, Buffy Summers, and fall out boy

[toastbutteregg]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.

[autisticandwinning]

me: yeah seems reasonable

me: oh wait its a dream

me: but its so realistic

[miggylol]

#to be fair this site has had at least 2 major bone related scandals

[regnum-lab]

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[felixdeon]

It's International Transgender Day of Visibility.

Although this is a festive occasion, it is also a date to protest against the harshness and the violence that our trans sisters and brothers face everyday

Let's end trans discrimination now!

[reeferfox-deactivated20220116]

[mephistopheles]

was in london a week ago and i saw a globe theatre production company of macbeth doing their vocal warmups and they were standing on stage and rhythmically shouting FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! at the top of their lungs in perfect unison for thirty seconds. so thats whats going on in the globe theatre these days. just thought yall should know

[catcrumb]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[bunniope]

they shouldve killed him for this

[sjw-bot]

in retrospect, yikes

[thecryptkeeper]

[new yorker accent] jeff da killa … and slenda man

[fagsromana]

quentin tarantino just died at the oscars (trampled to death)

[dirkstriderz]

it's unfortunately what he would have wanted

[fagsromana]

i. forgot about the feet involved in trampling. deleting my post why would you say this

[mkvx-deactivated20240202]

@mkvx

[glumshoe]

I’m at a party where the My Immortal fanfic is being explained via PowerPoint by a high school teacher.

[ernmark]

When I was working as a student teacher, I did this thing where I would reward my students for behaving and getting all their work done early by reading chapters of My Immortal to them.

I did voices and everything, pronounced every spelling error, and carefully fudged all the swear words and sex scenes. But the kids. freakin. loved it. Like, to the point where they’d start helping each other get their work done so we could finish in time to read a chapter. 

And after every single chapter, we’d go around and talk about why it was so hilariously awful. What made the writing bad? What would it take to make something better? 

And then very noticeably, they stopped doing those things in their own writing. 

It was really cool seeing them paying attention and thinking critically and not even notice because they were too busy laughing themselves sick about the story.

[pseudomantis]

Post: Girls rule boys drool

People in comments: Really? Even my dad who rescued 100 puppies and 100 kittens? Do you hate him? Do you hate my dad? Do you want him to die? Do you want me to die? Do you hate me?