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[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[lieaday]

heart shaped forget-me-nots

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]

[targetedknowledge]

[transhuman-priestess]

Fam, as a former truck driver, it absolutely fucking does.

[boeing747]

nothing in the world is mundane someone spent years of their life studying and thinking about culverts and building upon the countless work of others and our historical collected knowledge of fluid dynamics and construction materials just so that your shit doesn't get flooded all the time and you dont even think about it! have you ever considered the culvert really? and its like. fucking everything is like this

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

[gweywarden]

I hope they will be in new witcher 3 dlc

[ocmaker]

It takes one minute to imagine the scene and 500 hours to write it

[autistic-af]

Look, if you're having a bad day, here's a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.

[foggystarfishmaker]

My day's been fine can I still have the pig pot?

[autistic-af]

Have a row of them

[lastpositivist]

Stealing this from Reddit cos its natural home is Tumblr.

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Best and worst gay rep in Warhammer?

Best is Obyron and Zahndrekh. They’re older gay couple rep that explore themes of loyalty, love under classism, living with mental illness, supporting each other, and trust. Very important stuff. Also an evil bougie twink tries to break them up and Obyron beats him to death, which is very based.

Worst gay rep is Vect and Hesperax respectively because they keep sabotaging each other and falling out and really we should be avoiding division and supporting 👏 each 👏 other 👏

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be