supporter of elf rights and elf wrongs

i identify as a goth girl who's neither goth nor a girl

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[glsyglsy]

[crab-milk]

Artfight Attack on tiktio

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[redstonedust]

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

[frostedmagnolias]

Evening Gown

c. 1914

Alexandre Vassiliev Foundation

[piranesies]

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

[bug-maniac]

[Image ID: A picture of a bee and a wasp, both labeled. Both are colored yellow and black. Facts are listed about each one in their respective columns.

Bee:

Cute and fuzzy, like a friend

Make honey

Come in pretty colors with different occupations (blue orchard bee, carpenter bee)

Pollinators!

Freeloaders who will come build hives in the walls of your house

Communicate with dancing

According to all known laws of aviatin, honey bees can fly up to 15 mph

Like sweet things

Over 20,000 species--not just honeybees!

Wasp:

Cool and sleek, like a motorcycle

Prey on pests

Come in pretty, iridescent colors (ruby tailed wasp)

Will try to mooch off your drinks (so check your cans!)

Pollinators!

Leave you paper nests that you can sell to collectors

Communicate with smells

Like sweet things

Over 30,000 species--not just [kind I hate]

At the very bottom, in smaller text, is the URL bug-maniac.tumblr.com. /End ID]

NO ANTI-WASP SENTIMENTS ON THIS POST

[patchwork-crow-writes]

Y'all ever think about the way video game bosses are designed to lose? How the bombastic soundtracks, the impressive displays of villainy, the teeth-rattling power of their attacks, are at once engineered not just to sell you on how unfathomably strong and vile they are, but also to make the player's inevitable victory all the sweeter?

Viewed this way, a boss battle is more like a choreographed dance - they call, you respond and counter-call. The trick is to learn the steps - once you know where to move, when to strike, when to defend and how to best allocate your resources, victory is not just achievable but actually almost impossible to avoid. You cannot help but recite the winning plays, over and again, because that is what the dance demands of you both - and is there not a savage sort of beauty in such a thing?

Is it any wonder then that we look back on these bosses so fondly, almost as if they were old friends? We danced together once, and oh what fun we had while doing it!

[equinecrazy]

Horsie

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[totem-sloth]

Blood-red paint

Lady Cassia for #character_week RT

And hooray to the new tablet! May it serve long.

[elvenferretots]

Remember, just because you can run that fast when a tiger is chasing you, doesn't mean you should be expected to run that fast. Or that it's okay for you or anyone else to set a tiger loose on you to get things done faster.

Humans can do incredible things under threat. That does not mean that panic is a good thing for you or your body in the long run.

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

given how much monsterfuckery i've seen in my life, i really REALLY want a comedy story where a guy stumbles out of an Experiment Gone Wrong or whatever all fucked up, swoons tragically about how he will forever be outcast from human society, will never know the touch of a lover, and then as soon as he steps out he gets swarmed by thirsty-ass monsterfuckers who just saw the man of their dreams walk out of their romance novels and into their lives. just the horniest herd of bitches (affectionate) (gender neutral) panting and whistling and howling for that Monster D.

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

it turns out that the monster dude's Monster D does not, in fact, resemble human genitalia at all. this makes the hordes of thirsty bitches even thirstier