Problematic.

Independent role play blog for Loki Laufeyson. Multi fandom, multi ship and OC friendly. Please read the Muse page before playing.

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                                          “—I am not.”

[mortalmischief]

"The....No. No you're not." 

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

  “That doesn’t make them monsters—it makes them flawed. Just as flawed as you are.”

[mortalmischief]

"Monsters by definition are flawed creatures. Say it one way or say it the other, humans are monsters."

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

"—You have got to stop using that analogy, sweet. It just gets you into trouble. Besides, the point is that you said all monsters were human, when that’s not true. So I’m still right."

[mortalmischief]

"Ah but what is more monstrous? Godzilla who is just following instinct or humans who should know better but murder and steal and lie anyway?"

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                                       ”—You’re a jerk.” 

[mortalmischief]

"....Indeed? But that aside Carol, we watched the same movie. Godzilla was simply following it's instincts. It probably had no idea that all the humans were there and that the things it was knocking over were dwellings and work spaces. It's just like ants...and a boot." 

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

"So you observe that the human race is less badass than a giant lizard hellbent on destruction?”

[mortalmischief]

"Well if you’re talking about the recent Godzilla movies it was hardly hellbent on destruction. All those cities were just in it’s way. And yes, when compared to atomic breath the human race is less badass."

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

"I don’t. Only when those opinions belittle the human race. Of course, I could just go..? That way you can have the bed aaaaall to yourself."

[mortalmischief]

"That's not the point and you know it. And it wasn't belittling per say it was...more of an observation."

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

"That is not the point, and you know it. I am more human than I am Kree. And if you don’t watch it—you’ll be all alone tonight.”

[mortalmischief]

"I don't think it's fair that you threaten the couch every time I have an opinion."

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                                      “——-Excuse me?”

[mortalmischief]

"Oh come now, no need to be miffed. To be fair, neither are you. Technically." 

[youbetyourstarspangledbutt]

❝ All monsters are human. ❞

                                                        ——{ ✦ }——

                                 ”I am pretty sure that Godzilla is not human.”

[mortalmischief]

"Since Godzilla falls under the category of badass. It is certainly not human."

[criminalmastermxnd]

"Then perhaps you should find yourself a home. They are quite good for shelters. And an open window is hardly an invitation. Which makes for a lousy excuse," Artemis replied evenly. There was a time when he would have called for Butler and been done with it, but now he was merely curious. "Why are you really here?"

[mortalmischief]

"It's the only excuse I care to give at the moment." Loki replied, letting his shoulders go up and down in a shrug. He wondered if the other male was going to call his domestic help now and tried to gauge how entertaining it would be to turn the help into chickens. He hadn't messed around with Midgardians ever since they lived in quaint little wooden villages. "I was bored and your house looked interesting." It was also the closest thing to the wormhole Loki had emerged from. "What is your name? Aside from your butler do you live here alone?"

[criminalmastermxnd]

The smile that formed on the seventeen year old’s features was nothing if not almost vampiric in nature. “Of course, I thought you might say that. However, it does bring up the question as to why you are here. You are aware that you are trepassing upon Fowl Manor? Surely this cannot go without consequence.”

[mortalmischief]

Trespassing was such a novel concept. Loki knew the meaning of the word of course but it had never applied to him. The (second) son of Odin went wherever he wanted and was welcomed in all places or at least that's what the ruse that the people living in said places kept up. To have this boy talk to him about consequences was entertaining. "I was looking for shelter from the cold." He said with a smile that was too blank and too empty. "One of your windows was open. You have a very nice cottage."

[criminalmastermxnd]

     ”The way I see it, I have two options: I can continue      to allow you   free range of my manor,   or I can call      Butler and he can escort you out.  Of course, this is      all your choice. So, which is it?”

[mortalmischief]

The thought of being escorted out by the domestic help was rather amusing. It wasn't that had ever happened to Loki before and he almost agreed to it just to see what the experience would be like. But...."I'd prefer to stay indoors if it's all the same to you. It looks rather cold outside."

[youbetyourstarspangledclose-blog]

  "… What? Are we working with Lizard now?"

[mortalmischief]

"Connors? No, I can't stand him. There are quite a number of large alligators in the sewers already."

[youbetyourstarspangledclose-blog]

"Poor baby.”

[mortalmischief]

"I might as well unleash the mutant alligators from the city's sewers a week early...." 

[youbetyourstarspangledclose-blog]

"I am sure you will get over it, darling. You’re a big strong villain who doesn’t need consoling, right?"

[mortalmischief]

"No matter how many buildings I blow up, I don't think I'll ever recover from this."

[youbetyourstarspangledclose-blog]

"Well, gosh. You honestly know how to flatter a girl."

[mortalmischief]

"I am wounded that you would respond to my truthful statement with such sarcasm."

[mortalmischief]

"I could stare at your butt all day."