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I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

laschatzi

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

zalco

manda-kat

"Why do you watch kid shows rather than stuff for adults?"

Because kids shows have:

Clean humor that won't make me uncomfortable

Jokes that aren't related to sex, drugs, death or politics

Almost no mention of current events and things that I would like to avoid hearing about in my leisure time

Characters that like each other and treat each other kindly

Plots that hold morals, determination, teamwork and love in high regard, rather than being nihilistic about everything

Interesting and emotional plots that aren't slice of life or sitcom-based

Or drama that relies on real emotion and arcs rather than overdone melodrama and 'who's sleeping with who'

And creative settings and concepts that adult shows would be afraid to use for fear of seeming juvenile.

dankmemesreasonforliving

turing-tested

is this orange or yellow.

turing-tested

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

dogonitblog

hey op, what does this say?

turing-tested

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

khazel-t

morticiagrumpet

gardavoir

reblog this to be blessed with perfect turnip prices all week… happy sunday!!

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morticiagrumpet

I laughed too much to this

why-i-love-comics

Injustice: Year Zero #4 (2020)

written by Tom Taylor art by Cian Tormey & Rain Beredo

hapatus

this

geminiwave

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There you have it

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The whole deck.

k-eke

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rainbowsans

🐝🐝🐝

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned the quietest place on Earth is in a small studio in Minneapolis, Minnesota. At -13 dBA it’s so quiet you can hear the internal workings of your body (x)