hi! i will reinstall tumblr somehwere in june! 💙

going fully offline to focus on my studies 💙 Tread/Follow my blog at your own risk! Most (almost all) Reblogs aren't tagged, so if you want to avoid some posts, it's better to scroll somewhere else 😅

[mortiferumsomnum]

MASTERLIST

I accidentally deleted the old one due to sleep-deprivation and got a bit too lazy trying to put it back.

SO! HERE’S THE NEW VERSION!!!

MY AO3: ThanatosAndHypnosMyBeloved

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TCF/LCF FIC IDEAS

The Eurydice

Recorded Names

The Laziest God: Rock Soup!

Who is This Edgy Lost Child? Cale's Journey to Graduating College!

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TCF/LCF FICS

(AO3 - G) The Trash Uncle of the Kim Family 

( AO3 - E) (Not So) Hidden Viewer 

( AO3 - T) His Soul Slid Down to Cry 

------- PLEASE READ THIS REACTION FIC BY Messy_Haired_Bum: Revelation of a distant future that will never be 

RUSSIAN TRANSLATION by KiraKainbekova

ART (Twitter) by jiminsi_arts

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Batman Fics

Tim and Damian:

(Tumblr) the magic hour is now (you cannot slow it down)

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Danny Phantom and Batman Crossover IDEAS

Summoning Danny:

Burgers are How You Summon the Almighty Ghost King

Jason Todd's Cooking: Ghost King Approved!

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Danny and Jason are Siblings:

A Blanket Full of Stars

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Danny and Tim are Siblings:

The Missing Danielle Drake

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Clockwork x Alfred

Danny Had Enough of Clockwork’s Pining

Danny Meets the Batfam

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SuperBrainDead

Tim vs Danny: Who’s the Better Sugar Daddy?

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Jason Helping Dani and Danny keep Away from the GIW

Soup Kitchens and Runaway Ghosts

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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Dash Summoning Billy

Excuse Me, Barmaid, I’m Afraid You Brought Me the Wrong Hero

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Platonic Jon x Danny

Help! I Accidentally Got Engaged with the Ghost King!

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Dani and Tim

She is a Ghost; He Stalked Batman. What More Can I Say?

[pichichu-studio]

They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!

[pichichu-studio]

They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!

[pichichu-studio]

They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!

[pichichu-studio]

They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!

[pichichu-studio]

They went to Karaoke 🎤 . Inspired by @/ jellibeenart ‘s on instagram!

[marzfartz]

What would iDanny be if Jazz didn't get into her wacky problems?

[impromptu-sketches]

miohx on twitter

[sorensouls]

"I'd stay away from Fenton if I were you"

[striveattemptfail]

Jason Todd + Crop Top | Red Hood: Outlaws #34

[sreppub]

For the art meme…. Jason Todd C5 👁️👁️

this barbie is a crime lord 💖

[jjadegreen]

read the caption blacked out and this was on my phone

[sreppub]

HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST I POSTED LIKE 8 MIN AGO!!!!!! I LOVE IT AHAHAHAHHA

[batshitman]

*The Justice League apprehends the Joker*

Joker: So—does Batsy talk about me?

Wonder Woman: Why would he talk about you?

Joker: Why, because I'm his arch nemesis, that's why! His worst enemy! His most dearly detested!

Wonder Woman: You flatter yourself.

Superman: Some mom at a parent-teacher conference once told him that his daughter wouldn't be selectively mute if she wasn't vaccinated. He spends at least an hour each week ranting about that woman.

Wonder Woman: You can only dream of reaching that level of contempt.

Flash: Yeah, last week he spent twenty four minutes just talking about where exactly he was going shove her organic, vegan, sugar-free muffins if she tells him how to "fix" his children one more time.

Green Lantern: Not to mention what he was going to do if her unvaccinated children come anywhere near his immunocompromised son.

Superman: I don't think you come anywhere close to being his worst enemy.

Joker: :(

[somecunttookmyurl]

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

[somecunttookmyurl]

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

[somecunttookmyurl]

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

[all-the-lovely-newsies]

Reblog this if you think it’s okay to support multiple different ships for the same character in a fandom.

[cherrysnax]

i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much better

[cherrysnax]

u can watch whatever you want dgmw but if you 34 and getting in discourse about the morals in bluey and making headcanons about cocomelon maybe it’s time to broaden ur interests

[surgeyishinnn]

cold ass take. i’ve got enough adult shit to deal with irl, i don’t need it in my media. i have enough complex real life issues to think about in my professional life studying polsci. i watch cartoons for FUN, specifically to get away from all this shit.

[moonlitlillypop]

I think if your reading comprehension is this shitty you shouldn’t be allowed to reblog posts

[surgeyishinnn]

Enlighten me about the true meaning of this post. I think my reading comprehension is pretty darn good thank you very much

[moonlitlillypop]

[surgeyishinnn]

THEN WHAT’S THE POINT OF THE POST

[moonlitlillypop]

[theninthring]

I feel like this is more because there’s not really any “adult” media that’s actually… interesting? Like… adult media seems to be:

Copy-pasted cop shows (75%)

Family Guy +Knockoffs of Family Guy (15%)

Rick and Morty +Knockoffs of Rick and Morty (8%)

Actually interesting stuff (2%)

I think it’s more that kid’s media is allowed to experiment, and deals with far more interesting topics that current adults weren’t allowed to experience or talk about when they were kids. Sort of a second adolescence type of thing.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No, children’s media is also mostly boring drivel. The handful of interesting children’s cartoons you found are in that 2%. Adults have an equal amount of interesting media. Adult media is also allowed to experiment far more than children’s media, for both regulatory and financial/business reasons.

Also, the majority of media is not TV shows. You’ve only listed TV shows. There are plenty of interesting adult TV shows as well (I’m still not normal about season 3 of The Orville and we’d better get some answers in season 2 of Severance) but you can also like, listen to podcasts. Or read books. Or whatever. Books and podcasts have a very high tendency not to be cop shows, Family Guy, or Rick and Morty.

[lurkingplatypus-deactivated2024]

Correct me if I'm misunderstanding something, but Ra's al Ghul had one (1) fully grown batkid under his roof that was a) cut off from the rest of the bats and the hero community, i.e. the most vulnerable any of them (sans Damian) has ever been or would ever be; b) dead to the world, literally no one was looking for him; c) also had come back to life seemingly without any outside influence, thus potentially immortal even if the chance is really slim; d) was already dunked in the toxic slime, so there are already his non-al-Ghul cooties in the pool.

And he just went 'no, I want a newer, smaller, more unhinged version.'

Meanwhile Jason is high on toxic slime and is tearing someone's arm off in the background.

Like, man.

Ra’s: I want a bat.

The League of Assassins: We have a bat at the base.

And the bat at the base is planning a takeover of Gotham’s criminal underworld and lining his helmet with explosives.

But that ain’t hardcore enough for Ra’s al Ghul.

I mean I can understand where he’s coming from, Tim’s a genius, and the world’s actual greatest detective.

But from a practical standpoint.

A Jason in hand is better than a Robin in the sky, you know what I’m saying?

Can you imagine a ‘Jason Comes Home’ story, but it’s actually Ra’s al Ghul’s soul and mind in Jason’s body trying to gain everyone’s trust and then kidnap Tim, and THEN switch bodies with Tim?

I just feel like Ra’s hadn’t considered all the angles is what I’m trying to say.

[lurkingplatypus-deactivated2024]

@mortiferumsomnum I would have to get resurrected multiple times, because these people DO NOT take constructive critisim.

To Lady Shiva: You know you could just kill David Cai- *the sound of a heart being ripped out of a ribcage*

To Two-Face: I respect your dedication to your theme, but do you really want to announce your presence driving around in this-? *the sound of a flipping coin followed by two shots*

To the Court of Owls: Guys, you're rich. You literally do not have to do anything outside of that, The results will be the sa-

Talon: The Court of Owls has sentenced you to die.

To Deathstroke the Terminator: Here's what we're gonna do. Have you watched the Incredibles? *the sound of a body hitting the ground*

To Owlman: Again, you're putting too much effort into making Gotham worse, and yet what you're actually doing is pouring table salt into the sea, Junio- *the sound of strangling*

To Lex Luthor: Babygirl, you are strange and offputting.

Lex Luthor: You're fired.

Me: Fair enough.

[markv5]

Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…

[z13a]

[pumpkinlass]

Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”