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Skye's Origin: Incorrect Quotes (I)
Skye: Dad won’t come out of his room Flambae: Just tell him I said something Skye: Like what? Flambae: Anything factually incorrect Skye, shrugging: If you say so Robert, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking PLANET?
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Skye: Look, Padar! It's the good Kush! Flambae: It's the dollar store; how good can it be?
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Skye, holding out a cookie for Robert: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Robert: *Tearing up* Skye, holding out another cookie for Flambae: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Flambae, throwing his hands in the air: What the fuck does that mean?!
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Robert: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Skye: You and me! Robert: *choked up* Ok.
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Skye: Which movie are you and Dad going to see tonight? Flambae: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Robert wants Skye: Which one does he want to see? Flambae: I haven't decided yet
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Robert: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Flambae, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Skye, whispering: Because I have little hands. Flambae: Because she has little hands.
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Flambae: I ran into Skye in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked her what they were doing, she just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on her guitar
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Robert: What did you two do? Skye: Flambae: Robert: You’re not in trouble; I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Points to Damon, this is funny
Many years ago, two men named Robert 'Robbie' Robertson the Second and Elliot Conners came together to use their individual skills to create technology that could help heroes, especially themselves. Their first creation together was a scanner of sorts that picked up on an intense energy signature. Elliot, with his science and math skills, and Robbie, with his engineering and mechanical skills, was able to take the energy signature and turn it into the stellar core which later became the Astral Pulse
They stopped there because of their personal goals and fraying relationship. At the time, they never looked into what the stellar core was
If they had, they would have realized they were interfacing with eldritch star being's heart. This nameless, formless creature sacrificed its existence to create the Astral Pulse for humanity. Before it's sacrifice, however, it severed a piece of themselves. It stored this piece in the vast cosmos with a singular message: 'if you sense me, return to me.'
This piece remained in a state of nihil (a kind of sleep) until it felt the disturbance it was told to follow. Through the cosmos, this star being eventually found the whole it once belonged to in the form of the Astral Pulse.
It was held by a human. Currently, this human was asleep. The piece reached out to the Astral Pulse. It was given a new condition: earn acceptance. Not so much in words but in shared sensations, the star being came to understand that the Astral Pulse was the piece's father's heart, and it, in turn, was the child. If its father's heart was held by this human, that meant he was its father now, and in order to gain acceptance, it must first, find a place in this layer of reality and second, choose a form that her new father will not reject
Though the piece knows little of gender, a 'daughter' is instantly chosen. Age is also something she's unfamiliar with due to having no concept of 'time,' but she adjusts her new form into something the human has accepted before. As for exact appearance, she mimics the features of the human: pale skin with freckles, brown hair, brown eyes, a skinnier frame. This body was like her Astral Pulse, a container to hold her stellar core
The Astral Pulse grew silent, then, leaving her all alone with just that one final command to gain acceptance
With everything complete, she sat on her haunches on the side of the bed, leaning down to look at her father. Once he awakens, she'll carry out her new task
It doesn't take long for Robert to wake up, sensing eyes on him. He immediately panics and demands answer. The child on his bed remains completely calm (even a tad emotionless) as she explains everything to him as best as she knows it: her father put her to sleep in the cosmos and told her to come find him when she felt his presence. The Astral Pulse is her father's heart, so she came to him as she was told
Robert doesn't believe her, but she proves it by revealing part of her true form and temporarily connecting with the Astral Pulse's energy. Robert, for his part, can piece together what she likely doesn't know: Robbie and Shroud must have killed this girl's father. Anyone who can manipulate the pulse's energy is dangerous, so he doesn't feel inclined to tell her that her father is actually dead
For the time being, until he can figure out what to do with her, he can be her caretaker (because he is not cut out to be a father). He doesn't say those exact words to her, but he says she can stay with him. She is very happy to be told that, and it's very weird to see her smile given how much she looks like him
Robert sends a voicemail to Chad vaguely explaining the situation and giving him an out to their relationship since they've never talked about having kids or a family before. Then, for the rest of the night, he just probes this kid about what she knows
Questioning ends around dawn when someone lets themselves into Robert's apartment. Chad doesn't say anything, just starts making breakfast. Robert realizes then that he got a voicemail from Chad earlier. Listening to it, he discovers that he and Chad are not breaking up
With breakfast done, Chad and Robert eat. The child does not, promising them that she doesn't need nutrients like they do. Whatever conversation Chad and Robert should have can't happen with her around, so they turn their words toward her. Chad asks a question Robert hadn't thought to ask all morning, "What's your name?"
The child thinks. "I have none. You may call me whatever."
Chad glances at Robert. "You haven't named your kid yet?"
Robert doesn't try explaining that this isn't his kid, just one he's letting room with him for the time being. She does need a name, though, so Robert thinks about it. Chad gives his suggestions, and then the child suggests something to do with the color blue since Robert likes it so much. With that push, Robert decides on something. "Skye, then."
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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin
This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today
This the kind of shit we have to worry about walking in on at any given time, by the way.
I’ve heard it all
Rare image of a computer mouse with its ears raised for better hearing . usually they are kept down for aerodynamics
i think something is wrong with my shaders
My favorite genre of self-portrait is cartoonists being bothered by their characters while trying to draw
Bill Watterson – Calvin and Hobbes (1986)
Hergé – Tintin (1947, Tintin Magazine)
Jeff Smith – Bone (1993, Bone Holiday Special)
Walt Kelly – Pogo (1950, Maclean's Magazine)
And a bonus:
Berkeley Breathed – Bloom County
for the reverse, take this image of Tove Jansson about to murder the moomin characters
The Perfect Solution
Female Robert Robertson au (shes still called Robert bc i read a fic with afab rob and Robbie still called her rob and I love the commitment to the bit on Robbies end so I too am making that decision) where literally nothing changes except sexism from Astral's gen of heroes exists and so to fit into the flight suit better she binds, and to feel more respected she deepens her voice. The hair is short bc its practical and she likes it but the fact Mecha Man is not a man is known by exactly 1 person, Chase.
Shroud Just assumes, well surely she'd go by Mecha Woman or some shit, because its totally illogical to do what Robert has done. Literally isn't until he starts getting info from Visi that he finds out that that is exactly what shes been doing.
Idk. I just think Robert Robertson who did that shit for sexism reasons and then became incredibly comfortable in being gender non conforming and its like this is who she is and fuck anyone who "doesn't get it".
Also I think it'd be really funny if she kept the voice thing whilst dispatching out of habit and one of the Z team said "im not taking that from a straight white man" and she pitches into a MUCH higher register and went "I can't believe you'd say somwthing like that to me."
Ok more thoughts on this;
Robert was wearing a cropped tank top over the top of a binder under the flightsuit rat first day at SDN so Visi has NO clue what Roberts chest looks like but the scars WERE visible. Based on the voice, flat chest and hair she did say Robert had a dad bod, which Robert is holding onto until she decides if she deems it worth it just to laugh with Visi about it.
Rob refuses to answer the questions on her pronouns. She DOES primarily use She/Her in her personal life because its easier and what ppl expect (ie. Chase and her father and the Brigade growing up as well as some of her neighbours who are convinced she's the butchest lesbian in the housing block and only know she's a woman bc she was doing laundry in a sports bra once ) but as Mecha Man primarily uses He/Him, and in the office will answer to anything.
Zteam ask for clarification, to make sure they aren't accidentally falling into the "she/he is trans but I'll only refer to them as they/them" microagression. Robert respects it, her only answer is "whichever floats your boat."
(Only person who gets a real answer is flambae, who ALSO sees Rob bench pressing in a sports bra and is like I swear to fuck Bob bob if you're letting these fuckers misgender you to make your life 'easier' I swear to fuck- to which she reluctantly relents and finally answers definitively with "I'm probably nonbinary flavoured but I have a full time job so I don't think about that" which admittedly causes more questions but whatever floats your boat as she previously said. Flambae simultaneously is like OK I have something of an answer, but I also have less of an answer than I originally did. This happens before the Sardine. Canonically Flambae has a suspicion Robert is Mecha Man before Sardine, but in this au I like to think he is fully convinced up until he sees and realises Robert is not always presenting as a man and is like there are plenty of fluid heroes and trans heroes?? Why do this to yourself??)
She will, has and can pitch her voice to many different registers, has developed the skill of voice mimicry to an almost haunting degree. Got absolutely sick and tired of the Z teams shit once and just. Pulled out the Blonde Blazer voice. Read them to absolute fifth.
Galen asked her to only do that after giving people a heads up because she was LOUD and it put everyone into genuine flight or fight thinking Blazer had finally lost her temper. Mandy, for her part, asks that Robert let her know so that she doesn't ruin someone's made a deep fake of her voice. The first time that happened was bad enough.
Love this strip
(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ
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