Not a bot

I will be a menace

[atomikats]

his first point was going to be “i don’t even get up at night to pee”

[capitanpoops]

oh no he's hot

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[goodieprocter]

The rare two-punchline EWC comic (because both made me laugh)

Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

[goodieprocter]

This one was made by working backwards from the idea of a hostage note.

Live Grace reaction:

[goodieprocter]

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[cryptim]

[bluemuffin-draws]

Ambush hunters

Part 3 of the comic

||Part 2 ||

[ruinedchildhood]

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[justcakethanks]

them in the corner with their communal dunce hat is SO GOOD hahahahaha. Probably happens after every note, honestly.

Also, I love the audacity of not understanding a language and thinking you can just decide to use the more-difficult-to-undetrsand concept of acronyms instead

[do-not-u-dare]

fucking hate it when adults go all “oh you teenagers have it soooo easy! this is hell compared” okay then do you want me to do kill myself when I turn 18 or what

[totally-not-a-pidgeon]

One of my fondest childhood memories:

Me: *complaining to a friend about not being seen as a person/not having my needs/problems taken seriously bc I'm a child*

A teacher who NO ONE ASKED: yOU kNooW ChiLdHoOd iS tHe BeST tIme Of YouR LifE

Me: *not meaning to be mean just genuinely thinking * surely hating the freedom & cumulative knowledge of being older means you've just made bad life choices

Teacher:

Me:

Teacher: HOW DARE YOU -

A lovely special needs teacher who rlly like me: *trying not to wet herself laughing* OKKAAAYYY WERE GOING TO LESSON NOW

Me: what??? What did it say???

[mockingwing]

danny tucker and sam procrastinate doing their homework during a study session by making this image and danny sends it to vlad at 3am on a random tuesday and vlad just stands outside on his balcony with his hands behind his back for like a good hour and a half

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[thecollectibles]

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

[goth-queen]

[ruinedchildhood]